If you love drinks like I love dri-inks
Then you know you're on my bad side
So just stop it, asshole, stop i-it
Go get your own, man, hands off mine
If you wanna get your fix (your fix)
O-Of hot dri-ips (hot drips)
Of ca-affeine, quit (please quit)
That's my mug, that's my mug, that's my mu-u-ug
Use your own damn mu-u-u-u-u-u-ug
There's no "borrow", bu-u-u-u-u-u-u-ud
You're stealin' my mu-u-u-u-u-u-ug
That's my mu-ug, that's my mu-ug, that's my mu-u-ug

I'm a huge coffee fiend (hey), obsessed with the bean (hey)
You're takin' that from me? That's just obscene (ah-ah)
Right now I'm ragin', your thiev'ry, I'm hatin'
Gotta wait for the damn pot to boil to calm and start debatin'
Yes, I know I got a lot of cups to choose from, a-alright
It's the whole principle of it, you're a douchehole, no-ot right
I made that coffee for me, bro (hey), not for you, no (ah-ah)
Want a brew? Then make it, I've got places to go

You may love drinks like I love dri-inks
But that don't mean you can take mine (don't mean you can)
Get your own drink, you complete di-ink
You do this ev'ry single time
If you're desp'rate for a fix (a fix)
O-Of hot dri-ips (hot drips)
Try Sta-arbucks, twit (you twit)
That's my mug, that's my mug, that's my mu-u-ug
Use your own damn mu-u-u-u-u-u-ug
Your brains in your bu-u-u-u-u-u-u-utt?
Don't steal my damn mu-u-u-u-u-u-ug
That's my mu-ug, that's my mu-ug, that's my mu-u-ug

Yeah
Yeah
Yeah

You'll get punched in the face (hey), if this gets repeated
Dumb-ass, be patient for yours to be heated (ah-ah)
Sucks to delay caffeine, you'll have to settle (hey)
For a mornin' snorin' by the kettle
You sipped out my damn mug, that's not a-alright
Now you've filled it with your backwash, also no-ot right
Won't drink your slobber, that's plain gross (hey), obvious, bro (ah-ah)
Do this again, just watch for my steel-caps in your nose

Eh-eh, buddy, yeah-eah-eah, no-ot right
That was stupid, you-ou dunce, yeah-eah, no-ot ri-ight
Shouldn't steal my mu-u-u-u-u-u-ug
Cause it ain't your mu-u-u-u-u-u-u-ug
You've got ten damn mu-u-u-u-u-u-ugs
That's my mu-ug, that's my mu-ug, that's my mu-u-ug
That's my mu-ug, that's my mu-ug, that's my mu-u-ug
That's my mu-ug, that's my mu-ug, that's my mu-u-ug
That's my mu-ug, that's my mu-ug, that's my mu-u-u-ug
That's my mu-ug, that's my mu-ug, that's my mu-u-ug

If you wa-a-ant a mug
Full of co-o-offee, bu-u-u-ud
Don't take mi-i-ine, you dunce
Get your o-o-own damn mu-u-u-ug
Said it be-e-efore, bud
Tad redu-u-undant, bu-u-u-ut
You keep stea-ea-ealin', bud
Get your o-o-own damn mu-u-u-ug