La-da, la-da-da, la-da-da
La-da, la-da-di-da-da, la-da-da-da-da
La-da, la-da-da, la-da-da
La-da, la-da-di-da

That transformation was just "poof"? Man, that's a rip-off, so rude
Don't care if it takes effort and time
I wanna see how that foolish dude becomes a hedgehog, it's true
Don't cut away from it, that's not right

I wanna see the eyes change orientation
From only lookin' straight ahead to a location
Upon the sides, that's what I want, would look cool, don't just go "pop"
'Cause 'bout that, I'm less enthused
Yeah, the process should be such a neat sight
To see the fur grow and the tailbone change in size (or maybe scales and not fur, it's true)
The best part of the film, the bit I'd rewind
To view and view and view

That transformation was just "poof"? Man, that's a rip-off, so rude
Just cut the legs off from all my hype
I'm not the type to stand up and boo, my take won't be shared by you
So I'll save my rant to post online
That transformation was just "poof"?
Oh-oh-ooh-whoa, oh-oh-ooh-whoa-oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
After the tense build-up? That feels rude
Oh-oh-ooh-whoa, oh-oh-ooh-whoa-oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Yeah, my disappointment reaches new heights
As I recall all the trailers promised this sight (sure, trailers lie all the time, that's true)
The plots 'bout bein' dehumanised, hence why
I fume and fume and fume

That transformation was just "poof"? Man, that's a rip-off, so rude
Give me the claws and fangs and huge height
Did their budget end up really screwed by castin' some famous dudes?
Whatever the excuse, it ain't right

La-da, la-da-da, la-da-da
La-da, la-da-di-da-da, la-da-da-da-da
La-da, la-da-da, la-da-da
La-da, la-da-di-da-ah-da-da-da
La-da, la-da-da, la-da-da
La-da, la-da-di-da-da, la-da-da-da-da
La-da, la-da-da, la-da-da
La-da, la-da-di-da-ah-da-da-da