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Song Parodies -> "Anon"

Original Song Title:

"Your Song"

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Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Anon"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

The greater internet fuckwad theory rears its ugly head yet again...
It's a little bit scummy to post shit online
Knowin' consequences won't come back to bite
Your jokes are not funny, bud, you're just a dick
You shouldn't be proud of bein' a prick
It doesn't hurt no-one? Heh, I'm sorry, but, no
That's a badly-constructed sentence, that you should know, right
More important is the fact that it's not true
Your words on my blog can still hurt, you douche

Backhandedly say you're sorry while still anon
They don't have a thin skin, you're just not the one
A thousand and five blank assholes online spewin' insults and slurs
So yes, I do mind it, cause all of them hurt

You may think it's cool to just type "ur mom"
When it comes to conversin', well, afraid that it's not
Wastin' ev'ryone's time, cause I just can't block
The anonymous users, would not be on
The e-mail's I'd be gettin' from ev'ry mad douche
They would be non-stoppin', all "free speech!!1" from sad dudes
Upset that they can't post insults rather mean
Cause it's so Hitler-like to block gross memes

It's no fun for anybody when pricks anon
Submit to their worst impulse because "it's fun"
That horseshit is why I've been so inclined to just block out these curs
They respond so nicely with more all-caps slurs
I know that they'll mind, doxxin' of all kinds from these small, petty jerks
"Grow up"? Well, you try it, since your feels are hurt

I'm both anticipating and dreading the comments for this one, TBH...

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