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Truly the most cutting edge of nerdy humour: Ash Ketchum is not very compelling a protagonist!
Ash, ah-ah
Can't lie, he's a total twerp
Ash, ah-ah
Won't catch ev'ry Pokémon

Seemingly there is no reason for his extraordinary Pokémon League (or close) upsets
(Hahahahahahaha, what's happening, Ash?)
Maybe if more evolving of your team had happened, there would be a bit more celebration

Ash, ah-ah
He's an idiot
He has an unprecedented knack for the flip in his skills, now he sucks
Ash, ah-ah
Both is and ain't stoppable

Ev'ry season, he still sucks
And at ten years old, he's stuck
Rushes in with zero plan (ah-ah)
What a prat, I don't wanna sit through more of this child named Ash (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)

Young kid from Pallet, Ash Ketchum is hopeless
"What do you mean, Ash Ketchum is hopeless?
He keeps finding legend'ries!"
The brat doesn't deserve that, he's kind of a moron

Ash, ah-ah
Fails half the time
Ash, ah-ah
His victories feel bogus

I'm not mad
Cause I've passed watching
On all his nonsense cause it's sad
As the main star, he fails
Would prefer if he'd depart
New dude take centre stage
Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh

Ash, Ash, you dumb fool, sometimes I'm wishing that Team Rocket defeats you, twerp

Seriously, though, I think it would've been better if each season of Pokémon replaced the main protagonist with each game/region, it'd solve nearly all of my issues.

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Jonathan - July 03, 2018 - Report this comment
honestly, as someone who watched the anime back in the day, I have to agree with you. I always liked Brock & Misty better than Ash, anyway. 5s
Agrimorfee - July 20, 2018 - Report this comment
I liked this, for as much as I know about the series (which is to say, how much I have been forced to watch it with little kids in my care). Theres's a Youtuber MatPat (GameTheorists) who has calculated that Ash is now actually 19 years old (give-or-take) as far as the anime series seasons up to this point are concerned.

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