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Song Parodies -> "Slink (Around It)"

Original Song Title:

"Think (About It)"

Original Performer:

Lyn Collins

Parody Song Title:

"Slink (Around It)"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

When you are trying to be super stealthy and massively botch the roll, how do you respond to the people that caught you? Murder? Chloroform? Desperate bluff attempt?
Don't listen (yeah)
Not talkin' to you, you or you, dude (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm not)
No-one's who you are talkin' to (I'm nobody)
Those of you who walk 'round, patrollin' this site, you can go away (yeah, yeah)
Just go ahead and go home, got a bed there (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
'Cause what you hear is nothin' (yeah)
Your listenin's not workin', completely borked (they're stuffed)
Just a whisper on the wind
In fact, you should go check that you're not nuts (go check yourself in, go make sure)
Never a bad time for mental health
Leave now, come on (yeah, c'mon)
There's no-one here in the dark (what?), been workin' too hard (yeah, right on)
Go

I need to slink (c'mon), slink (yeah, sneaky)
If I'm to pull off this grand-ish theft (right on)
I can't let any of you detect (it's a problem)
Me stealin' all of your jewels and shit, gonna cram in my pockets (yeah)
Whatever can fit (and won't fall out), yeah-eah
In this tight-ass suit I'm forced to wear to slink (say what?), slink
Sometimes it gets hard to breathe and then there are wedgies (c'mon)
So could you forget, mate, that you just laid eyes on me?
Let me slink (go), slink (c'mon, uh)

Yeah! Whoo!
You're confused, light's playin' with your eyes (calm down, c'mon)
You're confused, your brain has told you lies (it's a pile of crap, best not believe it)
Go about your day, hah
Alright (ow!), yeah
Go, buddy, go, go (yeah)
Ha, haha, piss off, whoo!

Should've been easy (a piece of cake job), but someone higher up (yeah, the big wigs, yeah)
Got some people as guards who aren't so dumb (yeah)

I'm blank, I'm blank
Wall's blank, can't see
View's blank, view's blank, trust me, view's blank, trust me

Pretend that your whole vision (both eyeballs)
Has got a new mission (make somethin' up, yup, somethin')
A whole new direction, don't stare (don't stare)
Hey, yeah-eah-eah (hey), well, alright

Huh, alright (whoo! Uh)
Not too much to ask for, one small favour (hahahahaha, a small one, yeah)
In your next report, don't mention me, secret to savour (save)
I know it's not the truth (made up)
But I'd hate to murder ev'ry random mook (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I don't want to murder (yeah, right on) any poor mook (you know what I"m talkin' 'bout?)
I slink (yeah) around to steal things (c'mon, huh)
It's hard to slink (ha) with blood on my things (yeah, c'mon, haha)
I want to slink (yeah, yeah) around you, too (say it again, you fools, say it again)
Just let me slink (yeah), straight slink around you (yeah, c'mon now)
Just let me slink (c'mon, mate, mate) around in small rings (yeah, let me do what I do, don't be dorks)
Just let me slink (c'mon, haha) around in tight rings (I'll say it more, some more times)
Just let me slink, buddy, it's best for you

Given all of James Brown's adlibs, I always thought that I'd need to take a whole weekend to parody this, hence why this is showing up on Monday. However, it ended up only taking a couple hours...on Thursday. The things you find out...

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