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Song Parodies -> "Missed Me"

Original Song Title:

"Kiss Me"

Original Performer:

Sixpence None the Richer

Parody Song Title:

"Missed Me"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

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Pi-icked me for your assassin target
Mi-ildly scared and I hear you ask:
"Shou-ouldn't (shou-ouldn't) you be scared shitless?"
Not the case, dude, because your assassin
Oh-oh

Mi-issed me by a margin a mile wide
Frea-eaky luck for my neighbour's doo-oo-oor
Isn't what you planned
Me feelin' grand and not blowin' me back
Brains on the pa-avement
You missed me

Hi-it me (hi-it me) if you can, although I doubt
I-it, please (i-it, please), can't even pop my tires
E-even (e-even) though I have them stacked
Enough to cover my whole house, infact
Oh-oh

Mi-ssed me, though I'm standin' all still-like
Chee-eeky? Me? Can't be, are you su-u-ure?
Yes, I know I dance
Wavin' my ass, it's coincidence, man
Swear I'm not mo-ockin'
Still missed me

Mi-issed me, where'd you find this guy? He's shite
Ea-easy target, I'm a fat do-o-ork
Give you one more chance
I hear the crack of your crap sniper man
Now my shirt's bloo-oody
He hit me
You hit me
You killed me
Well, frig me

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Somebody - October 16, 2015 - Report this comment
Dear bobpiecheese or the_conqueror_of_parodies or whatever your name is It would be nice if you actually bothered to make the effort to comment on other people's parodies instead of expecting everyone else to comment on yours.
Jonathan - October 16, 2015 - Report this comment
Miss Me? 5's
Ditto - October 16, 2015 - Report this comment
Amen Somebody!!!
Forget it - October 17, 2015 - Report this comment
TCOP is one rude dude. His page intro says he's a Christian, but how is ignoring folks Christ-like? Best avoid this fool.

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