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Song Parodies -> "Hike"

Original Song Title:

"Bike"

Original Performer:

Pink Floyd

Parody Song Title:

"Hike"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

I am NOT a fan of outdoorsy activities. For serious, yo.
I'm on a hike, and it's something I don't like
I've got a backpack, heavy as shit and
Filled with things that taste good
I'd try and eat them if I could, but I might drop it

Why'd I do this, Earl? Don't like the outside world
Rather do anything, ev'rything except this thing

Hate hiking clothes, not a big fan of those
Heavy boots, no comfort, an itchy hat
Too smelly by half
This big coat is useful, dude, for stashing my food

I should move the food from the pack to coat, dude
But I can't stop for it, might drop it in mid-transit

I found a mouse with foam dripping from his mouth
I shoulda known these woods weren't sterile
He tried to bite my leg, now he's a dead mouse

Hate this crazy world, you will pay for this, Earl
I'll make you pay for this only if I survive this

I found a man who's ten kinds of dead
Starving man, thirsty man and he's missing his legs
When I saw him, I admit, my pants I pissed

More nightmares unfurl as I walk through this world
I'd wager anything, ev'rything that I'll bite it

I see a crew of rescuing dudes
I smile, I sing, then I faint from my thirst
This will be the last time I hike, you have my word
The original song is teh awesomes. It did form the basis of one of my major art pieces in Year 12, you know. The other major art piece was a silly comic involving a golf cart Transformer, but it got into the school magazine! Weirdness.

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Matthias - August 26, 2011 - Report this comment
Not sure when in the 60s this song was released but you could totally use it for both the Ages of Amiright contest and Artistry (at least I think, if the year's right). So that's pretty cool. Liked the "10 kinds of dead" and "dead mouse"... There's a lot of dead things on the trail. Must be the nature trail to Hell.
Agrimorfee - August 26, 2011 - Report this comment
I was really hoping for some situational noise at the end there. And I wished you did something else besides a mouse (since the OS verse was about a mouse in the first place). You are right, it is "teh awesomes": :):)
Porfle Popnecker - August 27, 2011 - Report this comment
Syd would probably love this.
Wendy Christopher - August 28, 2011 - Report this comment
I like hiking on my terms; the waether has to be nice, the route has to be flat and not too far and the available food has to be nice and not at all squashed. Other than that I'm pretty resilient really ;^) I loved this parody - could relate totally (except to the dead mouse - that's never happened to me.) 555!
Rex - September 10, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Hiking's great -- as long as it's from your suite to the pool bar. Hmmmm...so the mouse tried to bite your leg, and the guy you found had no legs...coincidence?
Blaydeman - September 16, 2011 - Report this comment
(Aritistry) HAHA! Awesome connection Rex, I didn't even think about that! Great job TCOP! Really funny stuff!
Below Average Dave - September 20, 2011 - Report this comment
So . . .your experience from the Camp Trip wasn't enough? Anyway, This one was strange TCOP, have to tell you, but I can relate to a lot of it, except the crazed mouse, dead guy, fainting in a forest etc. . .but hating hiking--yeah pretty much. .

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