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Song Parodies -> "The Alternative TCOP"

Original Song Title:

"The Alternative Polka"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"The Alternative TCOP"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

The sixth collection/installment of the "Polka Parody Project". Enjoy!
So i-incredible
It's the future, baby
Utopia, really (listen, buddy)
It's the future baby
I'd like more food pills, please

I am, I am, I am
Peter Parker, a nerd in high schoo-ool
Classmates all regard me as a foo-ool
But if they knew 'bout my crime-fightin' too-ools
My web spoo-ools

They've seen Spider-Man whip web-li-ines
They love Spider-Man, but not I-I
If they knew we're the same inside
Minds blown, minds blown, minds blown, minds blown

I'll kick butt, kick butt, kick butt, kick butt
Quip a ton, a ton, a ton

Thus stop Pepe Le Pew, he isn't fun
He's kinda creepy, doesn't know "non" means "non"
Stop Pepe Le Pew, his shorts aren't fun
I'm simply reelin', how'd his bits not get cut?
Stop Pepe Le Pew, he's far from fun
I don't like sexual aggressiveness when it gets played for laughs

Help me; this heat has nuked me insides
Help me; the sweat stained my new shirt
Help me; and ev'ry time I take a fa-all
I land in a big pile of dirt

I am still staying here in Adelaide
Although it may still have its bad poi-oints
Although I use about a ton of Raid
On all the mozzies that co-ome
I think that Aussie's the bomb

They sound (sound), sound, sound, sound (sound), sound
The same (same), same, same
Same sound (sound), sound, sound, sound (sound), sound
This synth-pop shit, it's getting o-old

Man, the king is insane, no, his brain isn't stable
The way he uses his scepter to scratch his hide, gross
He made the peasants burn their grain
Cause the dope was informed that their stored wheat
Held deep inside gold, what lies
Somehow we survived

And I fear his unkind rule
Will not get much better if we delay
Hope his heir is more wise, please
Not that that would be tricky to achieve
Dou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ouche on the throne

My friend, I'm afraid you've got too many things in your fa-ace
Makes you look insane with those piercings and crap in your fa-ace
I'm sure if I waved a magnet, you'd be in great pai-ain
Because, I must say, you've got too many things in your face

Lost my lenses, dude
Away they rolled
Where they've gone, got no clue
Can't see, could use your help

I don't like repeated ki-icks
In my face, it kinda sti-inks
Being a ball is the pi-its
How I wish you could quit it

Chosen one, this life sucks
Following ancient ways
This ain't fu-un, wish this was
Total bu-unk (chosen one, chosen one)
Cause it su-ucks (chosen one, chosen one)
My life su-ucks (chosen one, chosen one)

Do I have two nines
Or a full house this time?
You'll never know because my face don't sho-ow much
Are you gonna fold
Or raise the money pool?
Can't base your choice on my hand cause it's shrouded

The wrong decision won't be cheap
Cause I'll win this pot of money
Never know when I bluff
If you don't like it, tou-ough
Don't show when I'm overjoyed
Or completely boned

Overjoyed or bo-o-o-o-oned

TCOP stands for The_Conqueror_Of_Parodies, BTW. For those interested in the original parodies, behold: Future, Web Type Thing, Stop Pepe Le Pew, Aussie, Sounds the Same, Douche On The Throne, You've Got Too Many Piercings, My Lenses, Get Kicked Around, Chosen One and Poker Face.

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