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This is based off the album version, which has the extra chorus at the end. Please disregard the beatbox nonsense after it.
Not real

Sick and tired of reading all these
Comments on my blog
Post my holiday photos
And they're reactin' with "NOT!"
They think my snaps are full of lies
Then they analyze them to death
They think I'm usin' Adobe
And it just drives me round the bend

They look for patterns
In the angled lines
When one doesn't match the rest
All these patterns
Are they bitmap files?
PNG or a jpeg?
Lookin' for patterns
They say the cloudless air
Is perfect proof, but why
Does it matter?
Can't they just unwind
Why they gotta pick apart my life
(It's old now)

Oh, sometimes I wonder why
These people think that I
Post lies about my life
It's stupid
They think they're clever clogs
(Think they're clever clogs)
But they're really not
(They are not)
They just wanna think they're hot
They're postin'
"That pic looks shopped"

Is it bogus or not?
No, I do not use
It is real

Now, all these people try to qualify
Their 'shop detectin' skills
"I've seen quite a few 'shops in my time"
Man, I thought that meme was killed
Time is wasted, when they're countin'
Pixel quantity
Stop lookin' for flaws
In pictures of mine
There's no conspiracy

It doesn't matter
'Bout the image size
Or the light's a bit suspect
Doesn't matter
Ev'ry word you type
Thinkin' who will be banned next (oh)
It doesn't matter
You may have been there
But buildings change sometimes
Nothing matters
Cause you're talking shite
And you've pissed me off in record time
Shut up!

Oh, these posts are getting wild (wild)
"You were not there, here's why"
(Oh, please tell me why?)
Ten paragraphs of bile
Soon I think
A nerve is gonna pop
(My nerves are gonna pop)
If these guys don't stop
(They won't stop)
Posting bollocks on my blog
Always sayin'
"That pic looks shopped"

Someone needs a bannin'

Photo, photo, photoshopped
Waste of postin', postin', postin', postin, yo
It's true

If I'm on a mountain high
(Top a mountain high)
While dancin' Gangnam Style
(Gangnam Style)
That would be bullshit, fine
But the rest ain't
If you read my blog
(If you're gonna read my blog)
Before you post, stop
('Fore you post, stop)
Gonna call me out, do not
First check if
It's been done

Sick of folks callin' me out
(People callin' foul on)
On pictures that they doubt
(Pics that they say did not happen)
Happened, but hear me out
One thing that's worse
When people do not
(People never think to stop)
Check if other clods
Said the same thing, the same schlock
Gets grating
(Oh, oh, oh)

If you think that I'm a fraud
(Think that I'm a fraud)
My pics are full of flaws
(Pictures full of flaws)
A fabrication, sure
Heard it all
But check if other snobs
(Gotta check if photo snobs)
Have said it first, you clod
Cause my picture posting blog
It is full of
"This must be shopped"
The first music video I ever saw (and the first music outside of my Dad's collection) was "Bye Bye Bye", so N*Sync kinda have a special spot in my heart. I bet that's the first time that sentence has been spoken by a guy.

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Max Power - January 28, 2013 - Report this comment
When using a term from "TvTropes", it's a case of how reality can be unrealistic. As for the bottom commentary, it could be worse, I own three of their albums...
Old Man Ribber - January 28, 2013 - Report this comment
At least here, they can't photoshop our images. Good job. ;D
Matthias - February 16, 2013 - Report this comment
This parody is so good it can't be real. FAKE!!! This parody was photoshopped!!!
Rex - February 17, 2013 - Report this comment
The person who comes up with a method to guarantee that an image isn't altered is gonna make millions. Excellent topical topic.
Agrimorfee - February 18, 2013 - Report this comment
This was EXCELLENT! You took a concept that I dont think anyone has done before, made every line interesting, matched all the ad libs, call/responses and "scratches", and carried it all the way throught to the end with wit and energy. This was a lot of fun to hear and read!
Jeff Reuben - February 22, 2013 - Report this comment
Very clever idea, great idea for a song, and perfect OS to do it. Lots of funny lines.

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