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Song Parodies -> "Long Stay Is Over"

Original Song Title:

"Dog Days Are Over"

Original Performer:

Florence + the Machine

Parody Song Title:

"Long Stay Is Over"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

The most dreaded of creatures, that most feared of beasts...The Thing That Would Not Leave!
Pack up your shit there 'cause I don't want you back
I've tried to be fair, but this is beyond "slack"
You asked for a favour, said that you would pay rent (ooh)
You said you'd wash dishes, not lie in my bed (ooh-ooh-ooh)
Get off your bottom, I've reached my limit (ooh)
Your "just a few days" have been stretched to shit (ooh-ooh-ooh)
Your long stay is over, your long stay is done (ooh)
The movers are coming to take all your stuff (ooh-ooh-ooh)

I'm sick of the problems your "quick couch crash" fostered (ooh)
Floor's full of litter, only cockroaches can prosper
Once I've cleaned up all the crud left behind (ooh-ooh-ooh)
You've made more, have to kick you to the curb that's outside
Your long stay is over, your long stay is done (ooh)
Can't you hear the truckers? 'Cause here they come (ooh-ooh-ooh)

And I never wanted anything from you
Except to not be a huge ass
And now the deadline to leave's due, oh

Lie there drinking liquor making smells that make me gasp
Playing games all night
You promised you would be better than that
Your long stay is over, your long stay is done
Can you hear the truckers? 'Cause here they come

You dropped in and promised "I won't be a bother"
Emptied my fridge and stole all my loose cents and dollars
Called your mum on your phone 'cause you broke mine
And she's happy to take you and use her "Mum Voice" right
Your long stay is over, your long stay is done
Can you hear the truckers? 'Cause here they come

Your long stay is over, your long stay is done (here they come)
Can you hear the truckers? 'Cause here they come (here they come)
Your long stay is over, your long stay is done (here they come)
Can you hear the truckers? 'Cause here they come

Get out (leave) right now, it's the end of you and me
It's too late (now) and I can't wait for you to be gone

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