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Song Parodies -> "You're Kind Of Obsessed With Your Fonts"

Original Song Title:

"You Can't Always Get What You Want"

Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"You're Kind Of Obsessed With Your Fonts"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Everyone needs to work together on a work project, especially when the deadline is looming. Pray you don't have a font-obsessed putz like this poor schmuck. Enjoy!
You're always late for big presentations
And I know whe-ere the blame la-a-ands
It's all cause you're lost in the pointless tension
Between Georgia and Comic Sa-a-ans

You're kind of obsessed with your fo-o-onts
You're pretty obsessed with those fo-o-onts
You're always obsessed with your fo-o-onts
Not that important, mi-ind, could just pick Ti-imes
New Roman with spee-eed, oh yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah

Rest of us ha-ave repeatedly mentioned
That no-o-one cares whi-ich font you u-use
Keep it legible, then your obsession
Won't make all of us incredibly overdue-ue
You're too picky

You're far too obsessed with your fo-o-onts
Way too damn obsessed with your fo-o-onts
Please stop your obsession with fo-o-onts
"Should I use Cooper Bla-ack or Arial Bla-ack
Or plain Calibri-i?"
Oh, buddy, yeah

I don't kno-ow what you do all this for
It makes you-ou look like a di-ill
No-one will notice if it's Leelawadee
So do us a favour and chill
"I'm not sure if they would prefer Ebrima
Or if they'd like Batang instea-ea-ead"
They're fine with ei-ei-either one, no, really, yeah
What'll get their attention is the latene-e-ess
So just quit it

You're way too obsessed with your fo-o-onts, you know
You can't be obsessed with the fo-o-onts, I tell ya, buddy
Because your obsession with fo-o-onts, no
Is not productive, right, Lucida Bright
Won't save our jobs, see-ee, oh yeah


Stop bein' picky-y, yeah
OOWWW buddy
Oh yeah

Why you're in charge of our presentation
Is a choice that was out our ha-a-ands
And none of us are quite ready for pensions
So would you kindly just cut the cra-ap?

Stop bein' obsessed with your fo-o-onts, yeah
You're crazy obsessed with your fo-o-onts, mmm yeah
Your stupid obsession with fo-o-onts
Will cost us all in time, out on our hinds
So we ask why
Are you so thick? Gee-eez, oh yeah
Ow yeah, woo
All sick of your obsession with fo-o-onts, no no, buddy
Job doesn't depend on your fo-onts, sure does not, man
Your pointless obsession with fo-onts, mmm
It needs to be excised, maybe with knives
Tad extreme, fine, you got us
But you're still crazy-y, oh yeah
I said you're stupid

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Pacing: 3.6
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Overall Rating: 3.6

Total Votes: 12

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Matthias - May 01, 2015 - Report this comment
GRRRR... That's the same topic that I was doing to this song as well. Oh well back to the drawing board.
Jonathan - May 01, 2015 - Report this comment
I was quite font of this! 5's
Rex - May 03, 2015 - Report this comment
Fontastic! This one needs a video.

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