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Song Parodies -> "Bossman"

Original Song Title:

"First Class"

Original Performer:

Jack Harlow

Parody Song Title:

"Bossman"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "I Want Music" self-challenge. Another fairly self-explanatory one, bad bosses also do be a thing.
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Hearin' from (U) that you want (N), big P-L (A-N), uh-huh
I-M-O-U-S, yeah ('cause we're no fan of him)
Bossman, I know you guys (all want rid of him)
Bossman, I know you, I-I know you
Hearin' from (U) that you want (N), big P-L (A-N), uh-huh
I-M-O-U-S, yeah ('cause we're no fan of him)
Bossman, I know you guys (mmm, mmm, all want rid of him)
Bossman, I know you, I-I know you

Manager is so shitty, want his salary
I would earn all that green with my work, they need me and all of us but not this freak
Still thinks it's a frat that we're all in, that whole "alpha" scene, he's dreamin'
Only a douche still thinks that's real, real, real eejit
Over-macho type in a suit, keeps teasin'
That guys who hate sports season
Are completely lame, all that crap, huge dipshit
Then he freaks if you need some sick leavin'
You can have bleedin' feet, won't believe it
Uh, you could hack lungs all day, ears leakin'
Still wants you here smartly dressed while his Batman shirt's stained from eatin'
You want him out too? Help me then

Hearin' from (U) that you want (N), big P-L (A-N), uh-huh
I-M-O-U-S, yeah ('cause we're no fan of him)
Bossman, I know you guys (mmm, mmm, all want rid of him)
Bossman, I know you, I-I know you

More, you ready? Ha, know I am
You want nepotism cut out? That whole pile of crap
Might think that it's grand if the boss is your dad, ha
This case is far off from that
You won't get special treatment, in fact
You'll get all of the difficult tasks
This boss is such a pain, he's always dockin' pay
'Cause he finds out about your lifestyle
Outside of work, that's right, shouldn't apply
Banned me from the office fridge because I
Watch a show he's no fan of, I wish that was a lie
So I hit the CEO's line
The higher-ups could toss this guy out, that's right
But they just need proof more than mine
So just join with me, hope his sev'rance ain't high

Hearin' from (U) that you want (N), big P-L (A-N), uh-huh
I-M-O-U-S, yeah ('cause we're no fan of him)
Bossman, I know you guys (all want rid of him)
Bossman, I know you, I-I know you
Hearin' from (U) that you want (N), big P-L (A-N), uh-huh
I-M-O-U-S, yeah ('cause we're no fan of him)
Bossman, I know you guys (mmm, mmm, all want rid of him)
Bossman, I know you, I-I know you

"Bossman" contains samples of "Unanimous" as written by the_conqueror_of_parodies a.k.a. ME.

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