-> "Little Tattoo"
Original Song Title:
"If I Had You"
Parody Song Title:
"Little Tattoo"
The Lyrics
Got your fancy clothes on, hope that they stay together
'Cause you're really not one to know fashion designers
Let alone basic upkeep but that doesn't matter
Since the interview's real soon, good luck
But with that line, watch you turn right around and I happen to spy
A small problem right on your neck, they won't like it
That little tattoo, that might the only thing the boss would need
Yeah, little tattoo, as soon as that thing's spotted, failure's guaranteed
Little tattoo, way too warm to cover with a scarf, oh geez
Yeah, little tattoo, to-to-t-t-t-too, to-to-t-t-t-too, to-to-t-t-t-too-too, little tattoo
And I know that you'll say that it won't be a problem
'Cause it's too small to spot and nobody is watchin'
Anybody's neck, boy, if you think that, you're hardly
Gonna enjoy your day, such a putz
Robotic eyes ev'rywhere, I'm sure your skin lines will be soon spied
You'll be rumbled for your fumble, cannot hide it
That little tattoo, any good impression is dead, guaranteed
Yeah, little tattoo, could end up gettin' blackballed from the industry (damn)
Little tattoo, don't know why you got that in the first place, geez
Yeah, little tattoo, to-to-t-t-t-too, to-to-t-t-t-too, to-to-t-t-t-too-too, little tat'
You want me to describe why it's not so good?
That means two things, neither are fine, yeah-eah-eah-eah
Either you got this shape while real drunk or high
Or you're okay with what it's like
Wish that your expression is one I can read
Yeah, little tattoo, that isn't one that I'd want anywhere on me
Little tattoo, your interview won't pass to round two or three
Yeah, little tattoo (screwed), to-to-t-t-t-too (screwed), to-to-t-t-t-too (whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh), to-to-t-t-t-too-too
Little tattoo, call 'em up and fake a safe but gross disease
Yeah, little tattoo, then get a coverup sesh booked A.S.A.P. (book A.S.A.P., my dude)
Little tattoo, if you don't, I might need a brand-new roomie (want a new roomie, not you)
Yeah, little tattoo, to-to-t-t-t-too, to-to-t-t-t-too, to-to-t-t-t-too-too, little tattoo
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