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Song Parodies -> "Cut to the Dealing"

Original Song Title:

"Cut to the Feeling"

Original Performer:

Carly Rae Jepsen

Parody Song Title:

"Cut to the Dealing"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Not everyone's in the mood for fancy shufflin', you know...
A little game of cards, I feel that shouldn't take that much set-up
Hate wastin' time, pain in the behind
Meant to be a game and a meal but will the former ever come?
Stop stallin', please, don't care 'bout this scene
Fancy-ass demonstration, I'm sure you worked hard (hey)
Looks nice, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah

But come on, get to the point, we're not needin'
All of the flourishes you seem to love to show
Come on, man, cut to the dealin', oh yeah-eah
Come on, man, cut to the dealin', oh yeah-eah (whoo!)
I wanna play, not just wait, lost my patience
Come on, today would be nice or get strangled, oh
Come on, man, cut to the dealin', oh yeah-eah
Come on, man, cut to the dealin', oh yeah-eah

I may like entertainment, but there's limitations, this is one
Please make it stop, give the cards, you clot
I just asked you to shuffle, takes ten seconds, take or give
Reversed the phrase, see, brain's started to leak
Is this some weird distraction from a thief-in-arms (hey)?
It could be, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah

Whatever, stop horsin' 'round, we don't need this
Just want a hand so the losers can be on show
Come on, man, cut to the dealin', oh yeah-eah
Come on, man, cut to the dealin' (whoo!), oh yeah-eah (whoo!)
We wanna play, we're not made out of patience
And we're not babies who need keys to dangle, oh
Come on, man, cut to the dealin', oh yeah-eah
Come on, man, cut to the dealin' (yeah-ee-yeah-eah), oh yeah-eah

Hey! Whoo! C'mon
I can feel erosion (hey) upon the skin on my face (on my face)
Slowed down all motion besides your dumb display
In boredom (boredom), I'm frozen (frozen), I wish you would join us, mate
'Fore an ('fore an) explosion (-splosion), just cut the crap and play (play, please)
Cut and play (play, please), cut and play (cut the crap and play), cut and play
Ah-ah-ah

Just get it done, I don't want to start feedin'
These chips we have here unused down your stupid throat
Come on, man, cut to the dealin' (oh-ooh-whoa-oh), oh yeah-eah
Come on, man, cut to the dealin' ( yeah, yeah, yeah), oh yeah-eah (whoo!)
Sure, you can say that you're makin' it safer
And while I hate cheaters, you need a manglin' (yeah-eah-eah), oh
Come on, man, cut to the dealin', oh yeah-eah
Come on, man, cut to the dealin', oh yeah-eah

Come on, five cards per seat now, mmm, cut to the dealin'
Not gonna clap, you're a douche, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, yeah
Come on, man, cut to the dealin', come on, man, cut to the dealin'
Come on, man, cut to the dealin', come on, man, cut to the dealin'

Man, this guy took that "everyday I'm shufflin'" thing in the exact wrong direction. Then again, that's an LMFAO lyrics, what's the right direction?

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