Why do I take part in these
Stupid "truth or dare" parties?
Ev'ry time, this happens to me
I get stuck with "dare", plain to see, you see
Now I've got nothin' here coverin' me (zero upon my hide)
Ev'ry chill from each passin' breeze (cold as ice)
Is a thing that I have to take (just deal with it, cause I)
Cause I said I'd roll five, yet rolled eight, damn eight

I wish I could escape this fate
I wish I could avoid this pain
I wish my spine did not vacate
When the words were said to my face:
"For the next seven days, thee
Must not wear pants, shorts or tees
Your whole body on display
Until the end of the week"

So I'm forced to streak for a week (I'm forced to show my hide)
So I'm forced to show y'all my peen (close your eyes)
Wish I could hide and stay off the streets (don't wanna go outside)
But I've still got daily deeds, big deeds

I've tried to shop online, sounds great
I've tried to call in sick, okay?
I've tried to ask for phone calls, mate
But it seems no-one wants to say
"That's totally fine with me
Take all of the time you need
It would suck to force you, mate
To work nude" Nope! "Come in, please"

Boom na-da oom na-mm-na-eena
Da boom na-da oom na-mm-na-eena
Da boom na-da oom na-mm-na-eena
Da boom na-da oom na-mm-na-eena
Da boom na-da oom na-mm-na-eena
Da boom na-da oom na-mm-na-eena
Da boom na-da oom na-mm-na-eena
Da boom na-da oom na-mm-na-eena
Da boom na-da oom na-mm-na-eena
Da boom na-da oom na-mm-na-eena
Da boom na-da oom na-mm-na-eena
Da boom na-da oom na-mm-na-eena, blows!

Not right, something that I'm forced to do
Shite, excuse is shite
Blows, something I've no choice in, dude
Shite, whole thing is shite
Why? Something that I can't refuse
Hoped they'd recognise
My dared thing is a thin excuse
Tried to shun me, right

Cause their dares, I've done with glee
Little challenge left for me
But my parts all on display?
Step too far, at least for me
To show peeps
All of me?
Too far, please