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Song Parodies -> "Fake IDs"

Original Song Title:

"Days Like These"

Original Performer:

Steve Harwell

Parody Song Title:

"Fake IDs"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Teen drinkin' is very bad...yo, I got a fake ID though...
Want it?

Want a beer or a strong wine?
Or some good cigarettes?
Sure you do, I won't ask why
May be a little young, but don't you worry, friend

These fake IDs are what you wanna have now
I won't just hand 'em out, give up the dough
These fake IDs will let you have your fill of grown-up life
These fake IDs will let you get your booze on
Shouldn't go wrong if you do it right
Yes, it's all illegal, don't you weasel out of a good time

Take this shot, don't be muggin'
Let's pretend you have class
What's the new name you're wantin'?
One to remember, this won't work if your jaw's slack

These fake IDs will need your ass to act now
Know what you're talkin' 'bout, far as they know
This fake ID is totally legit with zero lies
These fake IDs will help you get your booze on
Or fill your bong, whatever you like
It may be illegal, don't you weasel out your own good time

Na, na, na-na-na-na, na, na, na-na-na-na
Do this favour just for you
Na, na, na-na-na-na, na, na, na-na-na-na
And whoever else wants booze

Boost your age to get blitzed
Hope that your cashier is a big ol' ditz
'Cause who knows if they have a good eye
Or if they miss these things all the time
Gonna make a diff'rence, make a diff'rence in my way
Helpin' little kids get a good buzz in their brain
If that does damage, not my fault, you see
To accuse me wouldn't work 'cause it's time to leave

These fake IDs might get your dumb ass banned now
Hold back in flashin' 'round, the cracks might show
These fake IDs are gonna fall to bits in all due time
These fake IDs might let you get your booze on
If the garcon doesn't look close, right
Stop that "it's illegal" thing, don't weasel out of a good time
These fake IDs are what you wanna have now (na, na, na-na-na-na)
I gotta sell 'em out, that's not a joke (na, na, na-na-na-na)
These fake IDs, a quota I must fill, damn bottom line
These fake IDs will let you get your booze on (na, na, na-na-na-na)
Then I'll go on to get some that's mine (na, na, na-na-na-na)
No, mine's not illegal, need no evil for my own good time

Well, that businessman sure seemed above-board and legit, don't know about you!

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