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Song Parodies -> "Donkey Kong Country"

Original Song Title:

"Bawitdaba"

Original Performer:

Kid Rock

Parody Song Title:

"Donkey Kong Country"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

My tribute to the popular video game series. Enjoy!
Donkey Kong Country's back, the gang's Diddy, Dixie, pity Donkey's grandpa is always so cranky
Donkey Kong Country's back, the gang's Diddy, Dixie, pity Donkey's grandpa is always so cranky
Donkey Kong Country's back, the gang's Diddy, Dixie, pity Donkey's grandpa is always so cranky
Donkey Kong Country's back, the gang's Diddy, Dixie, pity Donkey's grandpa is always so cranky
Donkey Kong Country's back, the gang's Diddy, Dixie, pity Donkey's grandpa is always so cranky
Donkey Kong Country's back, the gang's Diddy, Dixie, pity Donkey's grandpa is always so cranky (go Donkey)
Donkey Kong's KIIIIIIIIIIIING...King Kong
Donkey Kong Country's back, the gang's Diddy, Dixie, pity Donkey's grandpa is always so cranky
Donkey Kong Country's back, the gang's Diddy, Dixie, pity Donkey's grandpa is always so cranky
Donkey Kong Country's back, the gang's Diddy, Dixie, pity Donkey's grandpa is always so cranky
Donkey Kong Country's back, the gang's Diddy, Dixie, pity Donkey's grandpa is always so cranky

You heard me, Donkey Kong is gonna kick all the asses
Of those dumbasses who stole his bananas
Riding on an ostrich with sneakers
And hanging with monkeys, most of whom are streakers
With a soundtrack filled with awesome drummers
Let's start this game and become gold banana hunters
Whether Tikis or Vikings or Kremlings
They are all gonna get a really good thumping
Cause with the Kongs you don't wanna mess
They can do much more than bang on their chests
Dixie twirls through the air with such finesse
Diddy flies high with his barrel jets
Don't know how that can work when they're made out of wood
That's video game logic, so it's all good
So it's understood: sense, this game makes none
But who cares? Let's all have a barrel of fun

Donkey Kong Country's back, the gang's Diddy, Dixie, pity Donkey's grandpa is always so cranky (it's so fun)
Donkey Kong Country's back, the gang's Diddy, Dixie, pity Donkey's grandpa is always so cranky (so much fun)
Donkey Kong Country's back, the gang's Diddy, Dixie, pity Donkey's grandpa is always so cranky (lots of fun)
Donkey Kong Country's back, the gang's Diddy, Dixie, pity Donkey's grandpa is always so cranky (come on, uh, uh)

Don't underestimate this simian gang
Cause they will never stop until your heads go bang bang
Whether with their plain ol' fists
Or with produce guns or magical instruments
And although their leader can't read a book
They're all platform puzzle solving wizards, just look
No monkeying around with these guys, son
They'll take lots of hits then come and kick your butt

Kongs

Donkey Kong Country's back, the gang's Diddy, Dixie, pity Donkey's grandpa is always so cranky
Donkey Kong Country's back, the gang's Diddy, Dixie, pity Donkey's grandpa is always so cranky (come on)
Donkey Kong Country's back, the gang's Diddy, Dixie, pity Donkey's grandpa is always so cranky
Donkey Kong Country's back, the gang's Diddy, Dixie, pity Donkey's grandpa is always so cranky
Kongs will kick your face
Time for monkey WAR
Donkey Kong Country's back, the gang's Diddy, Dixie, pity Donkey's grandpa is always so cranky
Donkey Kong Country's back, the gang's Diddy, Dixie, pity Donkey's grandpa is always so cranky (come on)
Donkey Kong Country's back, the gang's Diddy, Dixie, pity Donkey's grandpa is always so cranky
Donkey Kong Country's back, the gang's Diddy, Dixie, pity Donkey's grandpa is always so cranky

I know that this seemed to go against my normal policy of varying the choruses, however, there is the fact that this particular chorus is kinda stupid, and also I couldn't be arsed. There.

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