I'm watchin' cartoons, too typical
I see the visage of the despicable
That guy in dark red and pitch-black robes
He has the visage of the despicable
He's always frownin', his smiles are null
I see the visage of the despicable
And on his left eye: a monocle
He has the visage of the despicable

Hard to be shocked when this guy's found
To be there plottin' to take worlds down
It causes pain to watch this show
Assumes that children have brains so slow

Design is bland shit, I'll have you know
I see the visage of the despicable
Goatee, a slaphead, a pointy nose
He has the visage of the despicable
So prone to laughter at his bad jokes
I see the visage of the despicable
Causes disasters because he's bored
He has the visage of the despicable

He's such a monster, but I've found
Such clichéd nonsense just makes me frown
Near ev'ry frame is meant to show
He's the bad guy, we already know

His outfit's really spiky, so inane
Bit overdone there? Might be, such a joke
This prick's so stereotypical
Bet his name's Dick Von Badguy or close
He has the visage of the despicable

The show ain't garbage, just typical
I see the visage of the despicable
Bad guy screams "villain" from head to toe
He has the visage of the despicable
No deconstruction or spoof at all
I see the visage of the despicable
Played it so damn straight, no twists in store
He has the visage of the despicable

How'd they come up with this prat now?
No concept art or comment'ries found
That would explain just how it's so
That the main villain's design plain blows
Know I could stop watchin' this now
That is an option that's fairly sound
But I'm too lazy to quit, though
So I'll keep throwin' out riffs like so

This evil bastard is such a joke
Induces laughter, not fear, hell no