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Song Parodies -> "I Am Not a Robot"

Original Song Title:

"I Am Not a Robot"

Original Performer:

Marina and the Diamonds

Parody Song Title:

"I Am Not a Robot"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Seriously. I don't clang, I haven't gone chrome, I'm not a goddamn robot!
You've been acting kinda nuts lately
Ask in which wall that I plug in, crazy
And then for proof I was once a baby, oh
When my brain's in haze, you're there in a jot
Offering to sell me RAM, just stop
'Cause I really hate it, ain't got, got, got a CD slot

You're punchable, you're punchable (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
Think that I'm a robot
Down you double, you down-double (ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
Dodge my rebuttals

Guess what? I'm not a robot, a robot
Guess what? I'm not a robot, a robot (ooh-ooh)

You've been getting underneath my skin
Lit'rally, put down that knife, you'll just get blood on it
Proven I'm not magnetic, no buzzes, whirs or clicks
Can't you start quitting? Failed ev'rything
For some work trips, we've flown, been no ding, ding, ding
From metal detectors, so much for your big sting

Tries multiple, tries multiple (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
I'm still not a robot
Down you double, you down-double (ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
You're in denial

Guess what? I'm not a robot, a robot (ooh-ooh)
Guess what? I'm not a robot, a robot

What have I done to seem unreal?
Swore you saw me leak oil once
Told you: mascara runs

Guess what? I am not a robot
Guess what? I am not a robot
Guess what? I'm not a robot, a robot
Guess what? I'm not a robot, a robot
Guess what? I'm not a robot, a robot
Guess what? I'm not a robot, a robot

Will I ever get tired of using the original title of a song in a different direction? All signs point to "no".

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