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Song Parodies -> "Irresolvable"

Original Song Title:

"Inconsolable"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Backstreet Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Irresolvable"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

I have this inkling that I've written a parody about this kinda thing before, but I just can't find the evidence. Speaking of a lack of evidence, though...
I say the core
Of mystery-type shows or films I adore
Is that you see the hints laid on the floor
So if you engage your brain just right, see how it works
Work out the thief, yeah-eah
So what I feel sucks is when the mystery
Makes zero sense as it's unravelling, oh-oh-oh
And then when the truth comes out, I swear, does not work, pissed

Buddy, I don't wanna say it's not okay
If you're not the type for mystery stuff
So you're not that bothered by the lack of clues, it's true
But as for me, it's always such a pain
That right until the reveal, the mystery
Is irresolvable

They dropped the ball, yeah, ah
Keeping all the hints until the plot's resolved, blows
That's when the lead detective can be bothered to spill all
I feel like a fool when it's all kept from me
Doubt my own abilities, oh-ho-ooh-oh

Buddy, I watch these to train my logic brain (logic brain)
If I can't decipher 'fore the lead does
That's when I rewatch it to re-find the clues, oh, it's true
I wish my failure was my own mistake
And not on the show for making mysteries
So irresolvable (ooh-ooh-ooh, no, no, no)

Didn't have to be like this
Last five minutes of the show
An exposition dump of shit
Of ev'rything we didn't know
Oh-oh, who could know?
Yeah-eah-eah

'Cause buddy, I don't wanna waste a viewing day
Wondering how I was s'pposed to see what
Made it obvious without a single clue (no clues), no clues (no clues)
The setup had my int'rest, that was great
The next twenty minutes sucked, the mystery
Was irresolvable, no

Ev'ry ep is lazy, I wonder each day why I still stay
The character dynamics, that part's great
No longer have hope that the next mystery
Ain't irresolvable, yeah, yeah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah-eah
Oh-oh-oh, they're irresolvable (whoa-oh-oh-ooh, yeah-eah-eah-eah-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
They're irresolvable

Normally I'd have a relevant quote to put in the "Bottom Comments" section, but the one I want to use is too damn long, so it's the second one on this page. In other recurring "Bottom Comments" section gags, just had to add "rewatch" and "irresolvable" to my Chrome dictionary.

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