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Song Parodies -> "Buffer Well"

Original Song Title:

"Suffer Well"

Original Performer:

Depeche Mode

Parody Song Title:

"Buffer Well"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I want this clean enough to see my face in it!
All I want is to see my face
In any spot that meets my gaze
I can't take it, that dirt and grime
Keep it clean, go back and wipe

It's my treasure, this car I bought
And so I want no spots
Pissed, I see grease

This is your job, buffer well
If you slack off, I'm gonna tell

The perfect surface is what I'd like
Want me lookin' back on ev'ry side
A mirror for me
Ev'ry time you do this, I'm bored
Because the wait's too long, must force
Less breaks for thee

This is your job, buffer well
Should never stop, just scrub like hell
This is your job, buffer well
Make sure my monster truck looks swell

I was thinking of a twist where it turns out the douchebag's car is a Transformer who keeps sneaking off to punch Megatron in the gearbox, but that'd need a song with more lyrics to work with.

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Total Votes: 13

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