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Song Parodies -> "O Mega Man"

Original Song Title:

"O Superman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Laurie Anderson

Parody Song Title:

"O Mega Man"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

A tribute to everyone's favourite kid robot video game star: Mighty No. 9! No, wait...
O Mega Man
He jumps
And shoots some bots
Lots of bots, ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha-ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
O Mega Man
He jumps
And shoots some bots
Tons of bots, ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha-ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha

Why? Robots will wreck town
So someone really better stop them
Is this boy-bot the best choice? I don't know
Ah, ah-ah
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
You know, that Dr. Wiley is a jerk
So fine, small child, go
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha-ah

Let's go, make the bad bots explode
Sounds a bit violent, what can you do?
But we've got eight options, which one to choose?
Must start a stage
Victory means a weapon, weapons to go
Helps to beat a new boss, which one? Won't say so
Won't tell you, no
Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha-ah, ha-ha-ah, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ah

Running through a stage, man, this is tricky
Lives get drained quick
I failed to land on land, just space
Thought I did land, block bamf'd away
Shots didn't land, bots smashed my face
Try a new stage
Maybe this brand new stage has the weapon I want
Hoping it's less bogus
Ha, ha-ha
Ha, ha, ha-ah

Lives still drain quick
I'm bad at this game, but I'll still try
I guess "Robot Masters" is a good description
Seventh continue now

Ha, ha-ha-ah, ha-ha-ah, ha-ha-ah, ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ah
Ha, ha, ha-ah

When these bots are gone, Wiley is busted
Begs for forgiveness, but when new games come
He'll go right back on his bullshit, constant plot
Ha, ha
Ha, ha, ha-ah

Charge up your shot to do foes harm
Don't whiff your shot, I hate that part
I keep missing way too much, waste energy too much
Way too much
Bots move too much, how dare they dodge?
I better soon make my shot, I'd hate to turn this off
Before I can beat the boss
Ha, ha

I have yet to actually play any of the bajillion Mega Man games out there, but it's definitely on my list of things to try some day.

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