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Song Parodies -> "Wrong Ravioli"

Original Song Title:

"How to Be Lonely"

Original Performer:

Rita Ora

Parody Song Title:

"Wrong Ravioli"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Recipes are essentially cooking rules. And you know what they say about rules...
It started off as just a little joke
A culinary prank like cake that's soap (but not that poisonous, dude)
But I'm at the point where I can't stop
Addicted to reactions to my joke
You know the pasta that's a sachet of stuff?
Ricotta, spinach and some flavour-y junk (powered junk)
The ones I make are filled with some other stuff
Other stuff, other stuff, other stuff, other stuff, so, so, so

I can't stop makin' phony wrong ravioli
Stuffed some full of pork, they were really nice
More than the bologna
Downhill from there with my phony wrong ravioli
Hot choc'late in that hole, greens so those brats won't know, see
Shovel with a fork, they're not gonna whine
That's far from the only
Thing that I've shoved in my phony wrong ravioli
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh
Lotta stuff shoved in my phony wrong ravioli

Try one of these, I dare you
Recipe can't tell me what can go
Inside these pasta parcels, watch me throw (whatever I can reach, dude)
Jam, peanut butter, Froot Loops, they will hold
Whatever I think humans can swallow
I see the way that you look at me, brow up
As if I'm makin' little pasta Tide Pods (I would not)
If that's how you would pull this joke, then shut up
Just shut up, just shut up, just shut up, just shut up, go, go, go

Still proper food, my phony wrong ravioli
What would be the joke if they up and died?
No Joker, you know me
It's safe to swallow my phony wrong ravioli
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh
Dare to bite into my phony wrong ravioli

I love a mystery, dude (ha-mmm)
Yeah-ee-yeah-eah-eah-eah-ee

My kitchen's full of phony wrong ravioli
It could be a game, that I'd really like
"Win a free Zamboni
If you guess what's in my phony wrong ravioli"
Sure, go ahead and scold me, you'll be the one who told me
When it all goes wrong, just shut up, alright?
Bean Boozled with no beans
Unless they're inside my phony wrong ravioli
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (phony)
Oh-oh-oh
Dare you learn what's in my phony wrong ravioli?
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (they're phony)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (so phony)
Oh-oh-oh
Have a try of my real phony wrong ravioli

Which mad fool decided that bologna should be spelled and/or pronounced the way it is?

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