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Song Parodies -> "Weird Gyrations"

Original Song Title:

"Good Vibrations"

Original Performer:

Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch

Parody Song Title:

"Weird Gyrations"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Ever have your arms and legs randomly flail around like Howdy Doody caught in a ceiling fan? This dude has...no-one believes the "randomly" part, though...
Ooh-ooh (yeah, somethin's broken, buddy)
Ooh-ooh (it's the truth)
Ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh (arms are swingin')
K-Keep on swingin'
Ooh-ooh (legs are flailin')
K-Keep are flailin'
Ooh-ooh (bud, help)
Ooh-ooh (please)
Somethin' 'bout me has gone wrong

I'm makin' weird gyrations
It's not a great sensation
To make these weird gyrations
Without an explanation

No (ooh-ooh), didn't mean for my
Limbs to make a spasm in your eye (ooh-ooh)
Tryna stop my flailin' parts
It hasn't worked yet, real pain in the arse (ooh-ooh)
I can't do shit when they start doin' this
Isn't my fault, boy, and I'm provin' it (ooh-ooh)
Filmin' it while I sleep, lie unconscious
Still fling limbs round, makin' gyrations
Oh god, oh god
Watch it, watch it
Watch my gyrations

I'm makin' weird gyrations
A pretty bad sensation
To make these weird gyrations
In ev'ry wrong direction

Gyrations (ooh-ooh) come at random
No two limbs will work in tandem (ooh-ooh)
Arms will dart up and down, it's true, dude
Hit the roof, dude, tryna get it through to you (ooh-ooh)
I ain't responsible for where they might fly
My hand slappin' your hide? Wasn't intentional, right (ooh-ooh)
So if you'd quit your bitchin', help my situation
And stop these gyrations
Oh god, oh god
Watch it, watch it
Watch my gyrations

I'm makin' weird gyrations
A pretty bad sensation
To make these weird gyrations
In ev'ry wrong direction (can't you please pin 'em down?)

Ooh-ooh
Won't you please tie my limbs up?
Tight, please, and don't you slip up (ooh-ooh)
If free, they'll flee and fling my
Body right into the streets, right (ooh-ooh)
Sure that ain't healthy, so could you please help me?
I don't care if you tell me (ooh-ooh)
The way my limbs flow, it looks like provocation
And not just random gyration
Yeah, somethin's broken, buddy
Still the truth

Still makin' weird gyrations
No matter my restrictions
Limbs still make weird gyrations
Causin' huge interruptions

Wow, your lies are makin' me real fed up
You're just makin' shit up 'bout how I made shit up
Cause I told you outright that I try to
Restrain my wild moves, I've failed ev'ry time, dude
Tie me up or get out
This ain't some fetish or somethin', no need to wig out
When I ask you to grab some damn rope, makes my frustration
Grow when you ignore my gyrations

When I make weird gyrations (oh god, oh god, oh god)
It's far from my intention (watch it, watch it)
Hate to make weird gyrations
Makes strife in my work station (friggin' gyrations)
Mean to make weird gyrations?
Your claims have no foundation
They are just weird gyrations
Aimed at you? No relation

Opening comment joke taken from this hilarious riff.

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Peter Andersson - August 09, 2017 - Report this comment
Kinda strange how this OS became a/the stepping stone for one of the now longest/best movie careers in Hollywood. Good song, but hard parody to follow.

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