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Song Parodies -> "Waluigi"

Original Song Title:

"Chattahoochee"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Alan Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Waluigi"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

"I"M NUMBER ONE! Heh, hehehehe! Look, I'mma dance, I'mma Sing, I'mma so happy! HA, hahahahaha!...Heh? Grrrrrrrrrrrrr!"
Well, let me tell you about Waluigi
He's the spindly rival of Luigi
May look like a Snidely Whiplash clone, but
Somethin' real villainous is somethin' he has no-ot done
Debuted in Mario Tennis, that's ri-ight
And the reason we were graced with the sight
Of his long arms and legs even longer
Is that Wario dude needed a doubles partner
That's how we ended up with Waluigi
Combination of the Japanese word "warui"
Which means "bad", cause he's totally evil and such
And "Luigi" who is ev'ryone's fav'rite schmuck

Wa-ha

Well, he's never showed up in in the main game series
It's a pity cause I'm more than ready
Sick of endless games of tennis, bored of all that golf
Mario Party can go die in a hole
Still, I'd love for him to get the spotli-ight
He'd work great in a bad guy role, know I'm right
He'd be far more consistent than Bowser
Flips from deadly plans to bein' a whiny loser
Yeah, I'm a major fan of Waluigi
Helps that he sounds like the Penguin, maybe that's just me
Maybe more of his shtick would be a bit too much
But I'm still supportin' more of this purple nut

I sometimes wonder about Waluigi
What's he like when not punchin' Luigi?
Does he ponder diff'rent kinds of fine art?
And then I stop right there, cause that's how fan-fiction starts

Well, before we get way too deep into shippin'
Run this weirdo through the whole Olympics
Some may be annoyed that he's played like a complete joke
That's almost half of the fun for me, you should know
Cause in a series this high as a ki-ite
How this one guy can stand out in his own right
Is such a large and intriguin' myst'ry
Why the hell is he choppin' his crotch? That looks iffy
Yeah, I love playin' games as Waluigi
At least when I'm not Luigi, Daisy or Yoshi
I love his aesthetic and how he's always nuts
Sucker for characters who are about fun
Yes, I love his character cause it's in goo-ood fun

Yeah-hee
That's right

"Aw, everybody cheaters! Next time I cheat! Heh heh heh!"

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Jonathan - May 18, 2016 - Report this comment
obey Waluigi destroy Luigi! 455

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