Oh-oh-oh-oh
Ye-e-e-e-es

I know you're not fond of a fight
Never one to kill dudes outri-ight
But for me-e, I'm fine with slayin'
If you nee-eed me to, I swea-ear
Say you want your ex-boyfriend rubbed
He'll soon find his fridge rigged with guns
Just say the word, can't get much deade-e-er
I'll do this cause I love you
That is true-ue-ue-ue
Any head that needs a puntin'
That I'll do-o-o-o

I'll rip out dude's stomachs for you-ou-ou
Whack any drunk and horny goo-oo-oon
You don't have to witness the mess
I will be discree-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-eet
Sick of telemarketer guys?
They'll be throttled with a pho-one li-ine
Swear to you-ou-ou-ou
For you, I'll ki-ill
Yeah-eah-eah, yes

Mmm-mmm
I'm in favour of causin' pain
And I know how to clean blood stai-ains
Not that I'd kill in this sweater
You gave me, won't li-ive it do-own
If your co-worker is a douche
I'll turn that co-worker to goo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Or put him through a huge-ass shredde-e-er
I will be your hitman
A-a-all ni-i-ight lo-ong
If that's okay, if you don't want to
I'll ba-a-ack o-off, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

I'll run over arseholes for you (run right over arseho-o-o-o-o-o-oles)
Keepin' you awake when they hoon (yeah, yeah, yeah-eah)
Doin' donuts? I'll snap their necks
If that helps you sleep (only i-if you-ou please)
Boss keeps starin' at your behind (your butt)?
Got no issues makin' him bli-ind
Swear to you-ou-ou-ou
For you, I'll ki-ill
Yeah-eah, yeah-eah

For you, I'll ki-ill
Those who dare cross the li-i-i-i-ine
For you, I'll end lives, oh-oh-hoh-oh-oh-oh-oh
For you, I'll kill five
Obnoxious shits, won't shut their holes
Both boys and girls, I'll ki-ill them a-a-all
All because I love thee-ee (such a love for thee)
And I-I do love stabbi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-in'
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

I'll disembowel morons for you (eviscerate mo-o-orons)
Bury them in the desert dunes (mo-o-oro-o-ons)
I would even punch straight through heads (oh, it's a tricky fea-eat, thou-ough)
If you'd just ask me (ju-u-ust ask me-e)
Poison all their food overnight (oh)
From their steak to their apple pie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ies
All for you-ou (a-a-a-all for you)
For you, I'll ki-ill a-and kill and kill a-and ki-ill

I'll string up those douchebags for you (ooh-hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Just a nod and they'll all die soon (all I need is a no-o-o-o-o-o-od)
You've not disagreed with this yet (yeah)
Is that mirth I see (but tha-at canno-o-ot be-e, though)?
Wait, were my first couple of lines (yeah, hey-ee, yeah-he-eh, ma-aybe, yeah-eah)
Based on assumptions this whole ti-ime?
And it's true-ue (turns ou-ou-ou-out it's true-ue)
That you would ki-ill (li-i-i-i-i-i-ike kills)?
Always true-ue (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, ooh-ooh-ooh)
That you would ki-ill, whoa-ho-oh-oh-oh-oh
I always kne-e-e-e-e-e-e-ew
For me-e-e-e-e-e, ri-i-ight, you'd ki-i-ill