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Song Parodies -> "I Won't Plate"

Original Song Title:

"I Will Wait"

Original Performer:

Mumford & Sons

Parody Song Title:

"I Won't Plate"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

To quote Wikipedia, "the arrangement and overall styling of food upon bringing it to the plate is termed plating." I imagine some people take it seriously. But I also imagine that some those same people would think that if no-one notices the effort, why even bother?
You bring me low, so I won't
Bother with makin' effort, I'll stop
Arrangin' what I've cooked, no
'Cause you intake too fast, it's lost
Never look down, won't view now
You won't look down? That's it now

So I won't plate, I won't plate for you
No, I won't plate, I won't plate for you

Still tastes the best while a mess
Haphazard shapes is all that you'd get
Increases speed, it's hot and fresh
You can't complain, you forced this dreck

'Cause I won't plate, I won't plate for you
No, I won't plate, I won't plate for you
Douche, I won't plate, I won't plate for you
No, I won't plate, I won't plate for you

It won't get cold now it's a slop
Don't give a shit it's no longer "art"
This ain't some well-to-do place, right
It's just two guys at home, don't try
To yell and shout, won't change now
I'll just drown your noise out, whoo!

Gave no craps when I tried before
Now it's shit, that's when you blow

But I won't plate, I won't plate for you
No, I won't plate, I won't plate for you
Douche, I won't plate, I won't plate for you
No, I won't plate, I won't plate for you

I don't care if you don't put it on Instagram, but at least say "this looks nice" before you cram it in your hole, y'know?

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