Why must he hog-a the spotlight?
I've no real friends, they're all-a lies
They're here so they can get-a close
To my big brother, Mario

He always gets-a Power Stars
In worlds quite strange - logic is-a barred
That high-pitched laugh - "he jumps so high"
The higher jumper is-a I
(Now you know)

So why am I some background guy
I've saved the land a lot of times
But you don't know, or don't-a care
You act-a like I'm not-a there
You have no time, no, not an hour
You just give him the Fire Flower
Mario (Mario)

All I hear is Mario's great-a
Mario whoo-hoo
Mario's smart-a
All I hear is Mario ga ga
Mario blah blah
Mario's so cool
No-one knows I'm his brother too!

They always treat him like a star
Chant "Mario" for hours and hours
It doesn't help to block my ears
I've helped this kingdom through the years

I'll never have a friend that will
Not use-a me to get close to him
I might leave town, I won't-a miss you
I'm sick and tired of big bro's visual
I hunt-a ghosts, does it matter?
I save-a world, don't care, do ya?
No, you don't - no, you don't

All I hear is Mario's great-a
Mario whoo-hoo
Mario's smart-a
I'm Luigi, I can run faster
Than-a you-know-who
I can jump higher
All I hear is Mario ga ga
Mario blah blah
Mario's so cool
I'm his brother too!

(Mario blah blah
Don't you know I'm-a
His fuckin' brother)

If it weren't for brotherly love
I'd jam a mushroom up his butt
Mario (Mario)