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You'll reveal near ev'rythin' to me
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Waste all day and all night
What a site, readin' all
Ev'ry topic (eh) that I know (eh)
And there's a lot (eh) that I don't (eh)
From art films (eh) to Frozen (eh)
Learn 'bout CHiPS (eh) and old bands (eh)
There's a fair (eh) lot of jokin' (eh)
Unlike most (eh) wikis, man (eh)

Oh-oh, TV-ee Tropes you-ou're such a good frie-iend to me-e (eh, eh)
Oh-oh, you'll re-eveal da-amn near ev'rythi-in' to me-e (eh, eh)
Fi-ind ev'ry-y insta-ance o-of atta-ackin' tree-ees (eh, eh)
Oh-oh, you twi-ig my cu-u-u-urio-osity-y (eh, eh)

Sure, I waste (wa-aste) quite a lot (lo-ot)
Of (o-of) time, I'm stu-u-uck (stu-uck)
Ev'ry day (day) readin' tropes (tro-opes)
On this site (si-ite), but it's hard (up all night cause it's ha-a-ard)
To delay, when there's troves (tro-oves)
Of links, I (yeah-eah) can't deny-y-y (oh-oh-oh)
I've kind o-o-of missed some meals (meals)
Cause I don't (don't da-are) dare not write edits, right

Oh-oh, TV-ee Tropes you-ou kill producti-ivity-y (eh, eh)
A-at least whe-en it's no-ot trope-relate-ed, you see-ee (eh, eh)
Ma-ake a hu-undred e-edi-its to Lo-ove Redee-eems (eh, eh)
The-en I re-emembe-e-e-er I nee-eed to pee-ee (eh, eh)

Tons of tabs, I'll read them through
And then more are ma-a-ade
Can't click out (eh), that just won't do (eh)
I've got edits (eh) here to ma-a-ake (eh)
Might be funny (really funny), I won't link you (sure won't link you)
Site's great (si-ite's great), I kno-o-ow (a fact that I-I know)
And you know I'm addicted (ah-ah-ah-ah)
Do you really think you wo-o-on't? (cause, good Lord)

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You could get as addicted as me
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Uh-pop-a-du-pop-a-du-pop-pop-eh
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Gotta read Anger Born of Worry
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