I need my pi-ick, where did it go now?
Kinda need i-it so I can rock out
Wanna play Gree-een Day o-or Nirvana-a-a-a
Tearin' apa-art my room, I can't see
Where it's esca-aped to, this cannot be
Normally thi-is is a-all in orde-e-e-er

This ti-ime I've set for pra-actice
Wi-ill turn into ma-adness
I-If I've lo-ost my pi-ick, you know (ooh-ooh-ooh)
I ca-an't just use my fi-ingers
I-I'm no fan of bli-isters
Pai-ain's not whe-ere I wa-ant to go (ooh-ooh-ooh)

Turnin' all my-y pockets inside out
Searchin' in a-all the bins, nothin's found
Except cans a-and moldy-y banana-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-as

Could use my fi-ingers to pluck strings now
But there's a rea-eason I'll toss that out
I've not built u-up a si-ingle callu-u-u-us
Some would say thi-is is my chance, but see
Not ev'ry so-ong can be done with ease
Usin' your fi-ingers, do-on't be callou-ou-ou-ous (ooh-ooh-ooh)

"Come o-on, don't be a pa-ansy
Try-y once, should be da-andy"
I-I don't thi-ink you ge-et me, no (ooh-ooh-ooh)

No, I-I'll take your sugge-estion
Fi-ind somewhere unplea-easant
Ra-am it u-up there, 'frai-aid it's so
I've go-ot prioritie-ies, bud
O-Once I've lost a thi-ing, must
Fi-ind out whe-ere'd the da-amn thing go

Where's my damn pi-ick? Gotta find that out
Lookin' insi-ide my acoustic, wow
There it is wi-ith 'bout se-even othe-e-e-ers