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Song Parodies -> "Shimmy More"

Original Song Title:

"Gimme More"

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Shimmy More"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

If you're ballsy enough to go for the big diamond heist, you better hope you've got a good exit strategy. Otherwise, you're on the edge...literally.
Damn little edge
Can't free move
Oh, why'd I have to stand on you?
*nervous chuckle*

Stealin' diamonds might seem nice now
Sell for a lot and they're so shiny too
But I have learned a solid lesson (oh-oh-oh):
Plan lots of exits or you're doomed (it's true)
Ceilin'? That's out 'cause my damn rope fell down
And that's a problem (yeah, that's a problem), yeah, that's a problem (that's a problem)
Window is crackin' open, can't be dashin'
My one option (it's my one option), sole option, my brain is loudly sayin':

Shimmy, shimmy more, shimmy more, shimmy, shimmy more
Shimmy, shimmy more, shimmy more, shimmy, shimmy more
Shimmy, shimmy more, shimmy more, shimmy, shimmy more
Shimmy, shimmy more, shimmy more, shimmy, shimmy more

Alarms, please draw attention (draw aggro, stat)
As I creep across the outside wall
This is a really awkward position (yeah)
Don't want to be slippin' (uh-huh), barely got good grippin' (oh)
I'm gainin' ground, one inch per minute now
No fan of sloggin' (I hate sloggin'), forced to be sloggin' (oh), sloggin' (uh-huh)
I need a balcony soon, room for standin'
Then rope droppin' (long rope droppin'), rope droppin', 'til then, brain's loudly sayin':

Shimmy, shimmy more, shimmy more, shimmy, shimmy more
Shimmy, shimmy more, shimmy more, shimmy, shimmy more
Shimmy, shimmy more, shimmy more, shimmy, shimmy more
Shimmy, shimmy more, shimmy more, shimmy, shimmy more

Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh (this is bad)
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh (I'm scared as hell)
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh (mo, mo, mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-more) (oh)
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh (little more)
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh (just a little more), oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Mo, mo, mo-mo-m-m-m-m-more (ow!)

Shimmy, shimmy more, shimmy more, shimmy, shimmy more (shimmy more)
Shimmy, shimmy more, shimmy more, shimmy, shimmy more (ooh-ooh-ooh)
Shimmy, shimmy more, shimmy more, shimmy, shimmy more
Shimmy, shimmy more (shimmy more), shimmy more (yeah-eah), shimmy, shimmy more

Oh-oh-oh-ah-ah-ah-ooh-ooh, shimmy more, shimmy more
Mo, mo, mo-mo-m-m-m-m-more
Shimmy more, shimmy more, pain (danger, danger, danger, danger)
Danger, danger, danger, danger (just a tad more)
Ooh-ah, ah-ha-ha, ah-ah-ooh-ah, ah-ha-ha, ah-ah-ooh-ooh-ooh-ah
Ah-ha-ha, ah-ah-ooh-ooh-ooh-ah, ah-ha-ha, ah-ah-ooh-ooh-ooh-ah
Ah-ha-ha, ah-ah-ooh-ooh-ooh-ah, ah-ha-ha, ah-ah-ooh-ooh-ooh-ah
Ah-ha-ha, ah-ah-ooh-ooh-ooh-ah, ah-ha-ha, ah-ah (mo, mo, mo-mo-m-m-m-m)
Shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, shimmy (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ah)
Shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, shimmy (danger, danger, danger, danger) (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ah)
Shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, shimmy (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ah)
Shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, shimmy (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)

Hope this tiny-ass edge won't crumble
'Cause I'll smash on the asphalt (mo, mo, mo-mo-m-m-m-m)
Won't get the payment for all the gems, haha
That's a real probable danger
Ah, I'm lookin' back, what do I see?
An open door was right there (mo, mo (haha), mo-mo-m-m-m-m-more)

I think me, I want life, I think me, I want a house and a wife, I want to shimmy, shimmy, shimmy through the break of dawn, yeah

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