Song Parodies -> "What's the Treasure?"

Original Song Title:

"Come Together"

Original Performer:

"What's the Treasure?"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Is the real treasure the friends we made along the way? It had better bloody not be...

Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid

Trudged through this dungeon, ground our patience down slowly
Down in pits we did fall, set off boulders rollin'
But I'm pissed now, not just me
Some practical joker must've got here first, geez

Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid

I saw no gems shine in that huge chest at all
Saw no gold that glittered, just a piece of paper
And if I told you what it reads
You'd think it was somethin' from your children's TV

"What's the treasure? You've found
Friends you need"

Stupid, stupid, stupid

We battled monsters, livin' vines got cut through
Dealt with obtuse puzzles, ate such awful rations
Don't believe now that all I see
Is an endin' Aesop that's so trite and hackneyed

"What's the treasure? You've found
Friends you need"

Stupid, why?

Dumb
Uh
Come on
Come on
Come on

Revolver holster of mine is a-callin'
Feel a need to pop a cap in someone's keister
No way all this dungeon holds is twee
Preschool friendship lessons, that won't pay airline fees

"What's the treasure? You've found
Friends you need"

Stupid, stupid, stupid
Oh

Wanted treasure, yeah
Want real treasure, yeah
Not this "treasure", yeah
Got that treasure, yeah
It's a pleasure, yeah
Proper treasure, yeah
Golden treasure, yeah
[grumbles]
Screw this "treasure", yeah
Bullshit treasure, yeah

I think the poor explorer would've accepted a walrus gumboot over the friendship he already had, you can't sell friends on Craigslist! At least I hope you can't sell friends on Craigslist...

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Avatar: The Abridged Series - February 14, 2019 - Report this comment

Aang: Aw, but Sokka, we could have learned a valuable life lesson!

Sokka: Here's a life lesson for you, Aang. You can't buy things with life lessons.

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