Yeah, yeah-eah, yeah-ee-yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah

Villains, town's knee-deep in villains
To them, I don't take kindly
When I get to them finally
Villains think my costume is vicious
Wish I could change it, frankly
Cause at times, it consumes me
Ooh-ooh
No, don't mean that as lit'ral, dude, this thing has no tongue or tooth
On the inside, that's the truth, yeah, yeah-eah
Ooh-ooh
No, there's so many tiny loops that by the time that I'm through
The hostages might be screwed

Stupid costume, takes so long to suit up
Way too long to suit up
Takes so friggin' long to suit up
Way too long to beat bad guys up, you know?
Got to suit up
Takes so long to suit up
I'm afraid I've got to suit up
Cause I want to keep my mask up, you know?

Ho-oh-oh
Ev'ry part laced into place is so crucial to the whole ruse
That I'm not some mortal-ass dude
Villains won't fail to be shocked stiff
That's just how I like it
But there's still time to be bad dudes, yeah, yeah
Ooh-ooh
No, my track record's really skewed cause all my time is consumed
By donnin' my damn costume, yeah, yeah-eah
Ooh-ooh
No, the time just creeps up on you, seams in my thighs are askew
Which means that I look a fool

So I know I take too long to suit up
Way too long to suit up
Can't not take too long to suit up
Cause I want to not look a schmuck, you know?
Got to suit up
'Fraid I've got to suit up
Though it takes too long to suit up
'Fraid I've got to, bad guys are not a joke

When I, for real, show up
All those evil fools ain't gonna crook no more, trust me, hah
So I, in fact, don't suck
Simplify my get-up? The effect's drained, for sure
I have to suit up, suit up, suit up, suit up
One less strapped-on chunk, the whole thing's screwed up
Need to suit up, suit up, suit up, suit up
Love to not time-waste, but then I'd lose focus, ee-yeah-eah (ooh-ooh)
No, I don't just stand and go "Boo!", kick lots of ass, that's the truth
You should see my latest bruise (dude), yeah, yeah-eah
Ooh-ooh (yeah-eah, trust me)
No, elaborate-ass costumes don't hinder my skills, it's true (yeah, trust me)
It isn't quite that bad, dude

But it still takes way too long to suit up (ooh-ooh, yeah-eah-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Crazy long to suit up
Sorry, takes so long to suit up (long to suit up)
But I've got to, no other option, so
Got to suit up
Takes so long to suit up
I'm afraid I've got to suit up
With no costume, my work would stop, would blow