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Song Parodies -> "Coffee Shop Hipsters"

Original Song Title:

"Honky Tonk Women"

Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Coffee Shop Hipsters"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

In which I mock hipsters. Because why not, really. Enjoy!
You see them loungin' round in thick-rimmed glasses
With skinny jeans and expressions so snide
Shirts with logos for bands you've never heard of
And if you ask who they are, they roll their eyes

It's those co-o-o-o-offee shop hipsters, yeah
Spare me, spare me, spare me the toffee-snob 'tude

They're obsessed with not being called "mainstream"
It's obscure poets and high-art films or die
Sometimes I hint that hipster-ness is mainstream
Their condescension gives way to lost minds (yeah)

Friggin' co-o-o-o-offee shop hipsters
Hate me, hate me, hate me as a "corp'rate tool" (cause I drink Sprite)

Hate those co-o-o-o-offee shop hipsters
They see me, see me, see me and rip on my shoes
Stupid co-o-o-o-offee shop hipsters
Sippin', sippin', sippin' their decaf soy brew

I honestly don't know if hipsters are a thing in Australia, if only because non-Starbucks coffee places are the norm (and thus "mainstream") due to the fact that as far as I know, Starbucks doesn't exist down here. At least not in my state. We have a Subway on damn near every corner instead. Works for me, their cookies are delicious.

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 9

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Matthias - May 04, 2015 - Report this comment
I would like this parody but the Rolling Stones are way too mainstream for me to like anything having to do with them. Parody an Aztec Temple song and I'll give you 5s. What? You haven't heard of them. Of course! Because they're hip and underground.
Jonathan - May 04, 2015 - Report this comment
I 5-voted this before it was cool!

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