Why'd you bin tha-at cake?
It's such a friggi-in' waste
"Made to demonstrate
How to make a cake"
That's a crap excuse

Worked on that a-all day
You saw us sali-ivate
One-third that we ate
Rest you turfed away
The hell's wrong with you?

All had o-one piece
It was so tasty
Richer than Bi-ill Ga-a-ates
It gave us sto-omachaches

But we don't ca-are, mate
Cause we're a fan o-of cake
But you dumped said cake
In the bin marked "waste"
Now we all hate you

If the cake was off, I would get it, mate
Or if the whole thing was filled with rats and snakes
But it wasn't, 'twas a perfectly fine cake
That you knew I wanted to stuff in my face
As did ev'ryone else, say sorry

Ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh

Surely you-ou see
We're mad as can be
Sure not fans o-of wa-a-aste
We'd much prefe-er the cake

Our teacher's i-ira-ate
The lesson's gone to-o waste
Learnt stuff from you? Nay
All I'll recall, mate
That cake-dumping douche

Don't you feel bad, mate?
I lunged for that cake
When you dropped it, dude

You don't care, do-o you?

What's the point of cake
Not crammed in one's face?
Just a shameful waste
Of delicious cake (you don't care, do-o you?)
If it's on display
At some old cafe
Would be an okay
Use of un-scoffed cake (you don't care, do-o you?)

But the diff'rence, mate
Cakes out on display
Will get eaten, mate
Unless they're off cakes (you don't care, do-o you?)
We made a huge cake
Filled with fudge, was great (ee-hee)
Sayin' "was" ain't great
Means there's no more cake (you don't care, do-o you?)

Why not fridge it, mate?
Keep it just in case
People want more cake
Gonna happen, mate (you don't care, do-o you?)
Can't let it go, mate
Cause you wasted cake
It's a huge sin, mate
To have that much waste (you don't care, do-o you?)

Repetitive, 'kay
Aren't a lot of ways
For me to explain
You wasted that cake (you don't care, do you?)
Should calm down, okay
Take a breath or eight
Kinda hard to, mate
Can still smell that cake (you don't care, do-o you?)