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Song Parodies -> "Don't Stalk, Okay?"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Walk Away"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jade

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Stalk, Okay?"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Do I creep you out? Yes, yes, you do.
"Hi! Are you in right now?
Just gonna leave my name and number
I'll get back to you, to you, to you (*creepy breathing*)"

You claim that it's love, but it's just not true
Keylogged both my phone and my boyfriend's too
I am not your toy, get out of my life
In my trashcan, jerk, is where you should stay, right
Cause I never fail to spy you rummagin' each night
To find some dirt on me, should know by now that won't work
"Baby"? You still fail to grasp that I have my own damn man
I don't "need a little time to appreciate your love"

Don't stalk, okay, boy (ooh, don't stalk, okay)?
Or I will hurt you (no, no)
Don't stalk, okay, boy?
Get the hint, I hate you

Blocked you from my feed, alt-accounts I fear
Cause you'll be there again askin' if I've dumped that "total dweeb"
We shared tables once, back when I was four
It's not sweet, it's real creepy you recall that night
You know what I wore? Alright, I think that's crossed the line
Like you've done sixty-three hundred thousand times this month
Maybe you need one more slap from both me and my good man
You are not some bold white knight, you're some douche who needs a punch

Don't stalk, okay, boy (don't stalk, okay, boy)?
I'm gonna hurt you (no)
Don't stalk, okay, boy (don't stalk, okay)?
Face it, I won't date you
All that 80's rom-com crap made you think this is grand
Do you need more nut strikes before you get it ain't love?
Don't stalk, okay, boy (don't stalk, okay)?
Sick of beratin' you

Do-don't
D-D-, d-d-d-do-don't
D-, D-D-, d-d-d-do-don't
D-, D-D-D-D-, D-D-D-D-, d-don't stalk, okay?
D-D-, d-d-d-do-don't
D-, D-D-, d-d-d-do-don't
D-D-D-D-D-D-
This is what you sound like when you call up
Don't stalk, okay, boy (*creepy breathing*)?
Don't stalk, okay, boy (*creepy breathing*)?
Won't endear me to you (*creepy breathing*)
*extended creepy breathing*
Don't stalk, okay?

Don't stalk, okay, boy (no)?
Dumbass, I'll hurt you (I'll hurt you)
Don't stalk, okay, boy?
Plus, you're fifty, like, ew (go away, gramps, oh, ick)
Don't stalk, okay, boy (don't stalk, okay)?
Once more, I'll hurt you

Are some people just allergic to hints or something?

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