Customer:
Need a suit, need a suit

Hello there, I'm not a fan of the stares
I know I only just fit through the door
I'm only here for one thing, so get your tape out, pally
And you can't refuse me, savvy? Dumb peons
Customer's always right, see
So go fetch me a suit with quickness
You need my size, it's a bit more than L
More like XXXL

Need a suit, need a suit
Can't refuse, or I'll sue

Employee:
I refuse, I might be sorry
But you have treated me like common slime
And I can't help you anyway
Don't do custom-fits
We just don't have any suits in your size
And if we did, I'm doubtin'
It would be a survivor
Slightest movement and I'd see your thighs
We've a guarantee, that is true
But your weight's beyond reason
We'll hold the doors so you can go outside
We can't suit your size

Don't waste your time here, please, you're too heavy
A fact that can't be helped (can't fit you, can't fit you)
Please sir, just leave, we can't suit your belly
We don't serve those who yell (can't fit you, can't fit you)

Get out of line, sir please, nothing that we
Can do because you're fat (can't fit you, can't fit you)
Don't make a giant scene, it's unseemly
And won't help you for crap (won't help you, won't help you)
No fault of mine, it's thee (to sound fancy)
There's no need to get mad (won't help you, won't help you)
Sue us? Don't try cause, see, CCTV
Caught you being a twat (so please move, so please move)

You can't sue for a suit
Because you acted crude
Can't fit you, don't want to
Cause, sir, you are a douche