-> "Meltin' in South Australia"
Original Song Title:
"Livin' La Vida Loca" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Meltin' in South Australia"
My skin is oh so glist'nin', the sweat, off my back rolls
The air conditionin' is broken, and you know that's balls
Summer is one harsh mistress, but this heatwave's really shite
I'd say it's causin' madness, never was that sane, right
I wish the sun would back off before it melts out my brain
Mirror's reflection's far too bright, my eyes cannot stand the pain
Worse than seein' Bieber's fa-ace
Sweat keeps drippin' out, I'm meltin' in South Australia
Damn air con fizzled out, still meltin' in South Australia
My skin has burned quite red, haven't been outside yet, what the?
So I sit and pout, meltin' in South Australia (it's hot!)
Boilin' in South Australia (too hot!)
I'm roastin' in South Australia!
Drivin' would quite shitty, the wheel would be hot as hell
Don't have my license, but I feel pity
For those who do, their hands can't be well
Would cook eggs on the sidewalk but I cannot stand the taste
This has been the worst summer I've suffered through to date
That's tough competition, ma-ate
No cool breeze around, I'm meltin' in South Australia
Close to bein' a drought, much meltin' in South Australia
To go outside is death, good thing I'm a total dorkus
Still I'm sweatin' out, meltin' in South Australia (it's hot!)
Cookin' in South Australia (too hot!)
I'm toasty in South Australia!
For once in my life, I find myself wishin' for some rain
Can barely stand it spittin', right, that's what I've been pushed to, mate
Not heat damage to my brai-ain
So I lie around, I'm meltin' in South Australia
No way I'll go to town, it's meltin' in South Australia
Each day I wait hopin' that the air con guy turns up, yeah
Hope the fridge holds out, meltin' in South Australia (it's hot!)
Cold tiles help me out while meltin' in South Australia
Shower won't cool me down, too melty in South Australia
Swim in the pool instead? If I had one, still won't work, yeah
The heat brings me down, meltin' in South Australia (it's hot!)
Burnin' in South Australia (too hot!)
We're meltin' in South Australia!
Won't go outside cause it would burn off my feet, too hot
Phew! Breakin' records here
It's roastin' in South Australia
Don't know about the rest of Australia, buddy
One state burnin's enough for me
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