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Song Parodies -> "Meltin' in South Australia"

Original Song Title:

"Livin' La Vida Loca"

Original Performer:

Ricky Martin

Parody Song Title:

"Meltin' in South Australia"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Holy balls, guys, 500 parodies. Half a Malcolm! And for this momentous occasion, I've decided to re-parody the second song I ever parodied (first on my parody author page, but that's cause of misspelled name shenanigans) about me melting my balls off. Makes sense to me, anyway. Enjoy!
My skin is oh so glist'nin', the sweat, off my back rolls
The air conditionin' is broken, and you know that's balls
Summer is one harsh mistress, but this heatwave's really shite
I'd say it's causin' madness, never was that sane, right

I wish the sun would back off before it melts out my brain
Mirror's reflection's far too bright, my eyes cannot stand the pain
Worse than seein' Bieber's fa-ace
Went there!

Sweat keeps drippin' out, I'm meltin' in South Australia
Damn air con fizzled out, still meltin' in South Australia
My skin has burned quite red, haven't been outside yet, what the?
So I sit and pout, meltin' in South Australia (it's hot!)
Boilin' in South Australia (too hot!)
I'm roastin' in South Australia!

Drivin' would quite shitty, the wheel would be hot as hell
Don't have my license, but I feel pity
For those who do, their hands can't be well
Would cook eggs on the sidewalk but I cannot stand the taste
This has been the worst summer I've suffered through to date
That's tough competition, ma-ate
Real tough!

No cool breeze around, I'm meltin' in South Australia
Close to bein' a drought, much meltin' in South Australia
To go outside is death, good thing I'm a total dorkus
Still I'm sweatin' out, meltin' in South Australia (it's hot!)
Cookin' in South Australia (too hot!)
I'm toasty in South Australia!


For once in my life, I find myself wishin' for some rain
Can barely stand it spittin', right, that's what I've been pushed to, mate
Not heat damage to my brai-ain
I hope!

So I lie around, I'm meltin' in South Australia
No way I'll go to town, it's meltin' in South Australia
Each day I wait hopin' that the air con guy turns up, yeah
Hope the fridge holds out, meltin' in South Australia (it's hot!)
Cold tiles help me out while meltin' in South Australia
Shower won't cool me down, too melty in South Australia
Swim in the pool instead? If I had one, still won't work, yeah
The heat brings me down, meltin' in South Australia (it's hot!)
Burnin' in South Australia (too hot!)
We're meltin' in South Australia!

Won't go outside cause it would burn off my feet, too hot
Phew! Breakin' records here

Too hot!

It's roastin' in South Australia
Don't know about the rest of Australia, buddy
One state burnin's enough for me

Here's to another 500! Oh, and this should go up on Monday, which is my 23rd birthday, so there's that, I guess.

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Dave W. - March 03, 2014 - Report this comment
Holy hot little ditty! No chance of rain on your parade... just a lil thunder a-way down yunder :) . Happy 500....and Birthday too - young Conqueror of Parodies
Jonathan - March 03, 2014 - Report this comment
congrats on your 500th parody it was a hot one! and happy 23rd too mate

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