Gamers, and, wait, that's it (oh), ya nerds, let's do it
Ya nerds, hah, yo

On and on, ev'ry forum bloggin'
Bring up the green-clad hero and they're frothin'
You can feel the rage as they say the worst part is
My, I think I heard "I just wanna throttle"
Barely a model, small sprite, I fear
Might be a joke 'cause she's a fairy, lemme steer
To the point of all their memes, many out there
Officially announcin' "She should die there 'cause
I couldn't take the constant "Hey!"'s
To dump old information in my busy-ass brain
There's not a character worse in that whole series, yes
That does include Tingle and that weird bird chick, hands down (ha)"
That's a constant 'round here
So I have a little fear that my honesty could kill me
But I have to make it clear (make it clear), what I'm thinkin' now:
You dopes are plain silly now

Man, that Navi's not bad (she's not all that bad)
Man, that Navi's not bad (she's not all that bad)
Man, that Navi's not bad (she's not all that bad)
Man, that Navi's not bad (she's not all that bad)
Claimed that she's worse than how she is (uh-huh)
Feels mad that you're callin' her an out-and-out bitch
Look, man, that Navi's not bad (she's not all that bad)
Man, that Navi's not bad (she's not all that bad)

On and on, this gets me to yawnin'
Ev'ry single time I see the rants they're bloggin'
Their past must be a blur or they're just not honest
Because I know the facts and what they're sayin' is pure bollocks (ya nerds)
"Hey! Listen!"? Feel my anger 'cause it's real
That ain't a line she ever says or squeals (mmm)
"Hey!" to remind you all 'bout the plot (uh)
"Listen!" when you button-press, which you can not (uh)
And even then, a flash is the length of time she's talkin'
Ain't like she's Kaepora, damn owl, he's awful
The only time she's in your face with no chance to get away
Is when Wallmasters come, I doubt you wanna be surprised that way (whoo!)
I guess it's true that the remake upped her chances to say (uh-huh, yeah)
Some shit like "you've played long enough today (haha)"
But these rants all come from '98, that's back from
When 3D games where kinda new, I'd give a pass 'cause new tech is real janky
Gamers, you know that shit (oh)

Man, that Navi's not bad (she's not all that bad)
Man, that Navi's not bad (she's not all that bad)
Man, that Navi's not bad (she's not all that bad)
Man, that Navi's not bad (she's not all that bad)
You say she's worse than how she is (uh-huh)
It's mad, think your memory is playin' mean tricks
Look, man, that Navi's not bad (she's not all that bad)
Man, that Navi's not bad (she's not all that bad, c'mon)

On and on, they're repeatin' all their problems
Can't be too mad since they're likely honest (yes)
Know what I said but memories that haunt us
Are real likely to try and distort themselves, it's nonsense
Total pain in the ass when you're tryin' to go back (uh-huh)
And relive what you've been missin' when your gamin' has been lax, huh
Can't recall fun and hope (c'mon)
'Cause it's negative stuff that stands much starker, blows
Still, their jokes, I just don't get the appeal of 'em (uh)
They're so hack, no stand-up bit could kill off 'em (uh)
Done to death, so nobody has the skill for 'em
All my empathisin' doesn't mean I have the will for 'em (whoo!)
Later companions are hard to beat (uh-huh)
Tatl, Ezlo and Midna, refined to a T
Even Fi, she's a little hand-holdy
But she's great in the story, higher standards, see, you need to quit those memes (haha)
Gamers, find a new schtick (oh)

Man, that Navi's not bad (she's not all that bad)
Man, that Navi's not bad (she's not all that bad)
Man, that Navi's not bad (she's not all that bad)
Man, that Navi's not bad (she's not all that bad)
Claimin' she's worse than how she is (uh-huh)
So mad that I'd rather watch more CD-i clips
Look, man, that Navi's not bad (she's not all that bad)
Man, that Navi's not bad (she's not all that bad)

Huh, huh, huh, huh