Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Narrow"

Original Song Title:

"Shallow"

Original Performer:

Lady Gaga & Bradley Cooper

Parody Song Title:

"Narrow"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "Run Away" self-challenge. The Overly Narrow Superlative is a classic comedy trope. Ever wonder how the recipients might feel, though? I know I do...
Want a prize of worth
That sounds selfish, motto for some jerk
But I swear there's more
Than what boomers think young kids aim for

Friends all get
The "largest house" type, the "biggest stamp collection"
Sounds great
Large field for who might win those, I bet

And so I'm annoyed
I get "best tattoo of a Metroid"?
Feel I could win more
Than "largest shaped pile of apple cores"

What's bullshit
Is the well-worn line is I'm where the fault sits
I say
That all of you guys are simply dicks

I know I've done things far less specific
Than what I have been crowned
Awards are bogus, makes me feel hopeless
Because they're too narrow now
They're too na-ha, na-ha-rrow
Far too na-na-ra-ra-ra-rrow
Way too na-ha, na-ha-ah-rrow
Awards are too narrow now

Ho, ha-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah, ha-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-oh-ah
Ha-ah-ah-ah-ah

Why must you do this? Some prank, it's bullshit
My self-worth has been drowned
"Best false-scare lupus"? Feel like a doofus
That's all kinds of narrow now
They're too na-ha, na-ha-rrow
Far too na-ha-na-ra-ra-ra-rrow
Way too na-ha, na-ha-ah-rrow
Awards are too narrow now

I can definitely award this song the prestigious "Best Vocal Performance Technically by a CGI Space Raccoon" award. I"m sure The Coops would be thrilled. Bradley Cooper is The Coops now, I have decreed it.

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2010s/ladygagabradleycooper0.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 512