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Song Parodies -> "Decepticon"
Original Song Title:
"Genghis Khan"
Original Performer:
Miike Snow
Parody Song Title:
"Decepticon"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
My wife asked why I carry a gun in the house. I looked at her and said "Decepticons". She laughed. I laughed. The toaster laughed. I shot the toaster. It was a good time.
Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
I have zero trust in inanimate-type stuff
Could call me a freak but it's no conspiracy
But with my own two eyes, I've seen my things move at night
Only thing that makes sense: they're all robot aliens
My toaster is a Decepticon, it turn my bread to charcoal dust
Because it is out for me (ooh-ooh-ooh), it's totally out for me
My TV is a Decepticon, signal's always cuttin' off
It won't show my shows to me (ooh-ooh-ooh) because that thing's out for me
Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo (eeh-eeh), doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo (eeh-eeh)
Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo (eeh-eeh), doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
This is not a joke, how do 'Cons lose the Great War?
It's the humans they hate that they underestimate
So to rule our world, they make sure nothin' 'round here works
Until our brains leak, keep that white jacket off me
My blender is a Decepticon, I swear that damn thing cupboard hops
It's not where I left it, see (ooh-ooh-ooh) the thing must be out for me
My Xbox is a Decepticon 'cause never does the crashin' stop
Why can't you see what I see (ooh-ooh-ooh)? It's clear that it's after me
Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo (eeh-eeh), doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo (eeh-eeh)
Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo (eeh-eeh), doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo (eeh-eeh)
Ooh-ooh, don't tell me "it's in your mind" or "you don't seem that well"
I'm on the ball as hell, eeh-eeh
Ooh-ooh, "Transformers are not real life" and other lies as well
You're suspicious as hell, eeh-eeh
Ooh-ooh, know what Pretenders are like, bots in a fleshy shell
Eye on you's tight as hell
But my oven is a Decepticon, the stupid clock is always off
It's somethin' you must believe (ooh-ooh-ooh), the whole house is after me
My toilet is a Decepticon, my one revenge, suck on that, John
But all of the rest? They need (ooh-ooh-ooh) to fear my shotgun and me
Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo (eeh-eeh), doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo (eeh-eeh)
Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo (eeh-eeh), doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo (eeh-eeh)
Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo (eeh-eeh), doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo (eeh-eeh)
Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo (eeh-eeh), doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo (eeh-eeh)
Ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh
Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
I have zero trust in inanimate-type stuff
Could call me a freak but it's no conspiracy
But with my own two eyes, I've seen my things move at night
Only thing that makes sense: they're all robot aliens
My toaster is a Decepticon, it turn my bread to charcoal dust
Because it is out for me (ooh-ooh-ooh), it's totally out for me
My TV is a Decepticon, signal's always cuttin' off
It won't show my shows to me (ooh-ooh-ooh) because that thing's out for me
Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo (eeh-eeh), doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo (eeh-eeh)
Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo (eeh-eeh), doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
This is not a joke, how do 'Cons lose the Great War?
It's the humans they hate that they underestimate
So to rule our world, they make sure nothin' 'round here works
Until our brains leak, keep that white jacket off me
My blender is a Decepticon, I swear that damn thing cupboard hops
It's not where I left it, see (ooh-ooh-ooh) the thing must be out for me
My Xbox is a Decepticon 'cause never does the crashin' stop
Why can't you see what I see (ooh-ooh-ooh)? It's clear that it's after me
Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo (eeh-eeh), doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo (eeh-eeh)
Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo (eeh-eeh), doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo (eeh-eeh)
Ooh-ooh, don't tell me "it's in your mind" or "you don't seem that well"
I'm on the ball as hell, eeh-eeh
Ooh-ooh, "Transformers are not real life" and other lies as well
You're suspicious as hell, eeh-eeh
Ooh-ooh, know what Pretenders are like, bots in a fleshy shell
Eye on you's tight as hell
But my oven is a Decepticon, the stupid clock is always off
It's somethin' you must believe (ooh-ooh-ooh), the whole house is after me
My toilet is a Decepticon, my one revenge, suck on that, John
But all of the rest? They need (ooh-ooh-ooh) to fear my shotgun and me
Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo (eeh-eeh), doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo (eeh-eeh)
Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo (eeh-eeh), doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo (eeh-eeh)
Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo (eeh-eeh), doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo (eeh-eeh)
Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo (eeh-eeh), doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo (eeh-eeh)
Ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh
TBF, John the Decepticon toilet is technically canon. So there's your Pointless Fact of the Day.
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Indeed, John the Decepticon is one of the reasons why it's good for us that we don't live in the Transformers' world. I mean, can you imagine how creepy it would be for things like that to exist? Just one time having your toilet come alive and refuse to serve your needs, and you'd never be willing to enter any bathroom public or private again without carrying a loaded gun just in case!
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