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Song Parodies -> "Sign It"

Original Song Title:

"Ride It"

Original Performer:

Regard

Parody Song Title:

"Sign It"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

You ever have somebody demand you sign something without letting you read it? Specifically, your boss?
What's this, though?
Sign it, sign it (is this some joke?)
Sign it, sign it (let me read through)
Sign it, you won't take a no
Sign it? Real pushy, bro
Sign it, sign it (well, I don't know)
Sign it, sign it (let me read through)

Don't like how you shoved it in my face
Soon as I was sittin' down here to earn my pay
Wouldn't say what it's about, slammed it down
Almost stabbed me with the pen you gave, oh-oh
Checkin' my, checkin' my, checkin' my notes
Where did they go?
I'm a bit lost, not inside my memos
But you're pushin' me, want me to

Sign it, this is sus, you know
Sign it, what is it, though?
Sign it, sign it (must be a joke)
Sign it, sign it (let me read through)
Sign it because you say so
Sign it, what if I don't?
Sign it, sign it (hate to not know)
Sign it, sign it (let me read through)

Got a lotta things to do today
I promise that I'll read it over once I get a break
Not gonna squiggle out a line 'cause your brows
Are furrowed in the middle of your face
"Just an X will do, why are you makin' this so hard?
Ev'rybody else did, just need you to do your part"
Well, now this is really comin' off as a wrong
That'd land somebody behind bars, mmm-mmm
Checkin' my, checkin' my, checkin' my phone
Where's my lawyer's number (he's a savvy guy)?
Threatenin' losin' my job if I don't
No, I need to know, not gonna

Sign it, kinda reeks, you know
Sign it, won't tell me, though
Sign it, sign it (feels really gross)
Sign it, sign it (let me read through)
Sign it, I'm afraid I won't
Sign it until I know
Sign it, sign it (just weird, I hope)
Sign it, sign it (let me read through)
Sign it, will it cost me dough?
Sign it, my rights let go?
Sign it, sign it (I have to know)
Sign it, sign it (let me read through)
Sign it like I'm a big dope
Sign it, no way, I won't
Sign it, sign it (leave me alone)
Sign it, sign it (let me read through)

Might just take this home, not gonna
Sign it, is it cons or pros?
Sign it, "No need to know"
Sign it, sign it (sure 'bout that, bro?)
Sign it, sign it (let me read through)
Sign it and then I can go?
Sign it, must be a joke
Sign it, sign it (bet you'll claim so)
Sign it, sign it (let me read through)

Basically it's this Not Always Working story.

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