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Song Parodies -> "Suddenly Colossal"

Original Song Title:

"Message in a Bottle"

Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Suddenly Colossal"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Attack of the 50-foot man! Well, less "attack" more "he's no happier than we are"...
Was a normal day
Until that goop tinged green flowed
It got my DNA
Havoc, it did wreak, so
No longer fit
In the pants I wear
You can see me from the other hemisphere, oh

Become gigantic now, kinda hurts
I'm so gigantic now, I'm averse
To trippin' over street lights
And clouds gettin' in my eyes
Worst way to gain weight, I find
Suddenly colossal, yeah
Suddenly colossal, yeah

A car has crashed into my left foot
Might have to drain a lake when I'm parched
How does physics keep me together?
May have a large mind but I'm still a dumbarse

I'm so gigantic now, watch out, Earth
Friggin' gigantic now, still averse
To fallin' onto my hide
'Cept now the bruise to my spine
Is caused by buildin's so high
Suddenly colossal, yeah
Suddenly colossal, yeah

Happened this mornin'
Already smashed three stores
Since when you're colossal
Hard to cleanly walk
Seems nobody knows just where I should go
No warehouse here could contain
All my back-end loads

I'm still gigantic now, don't deserve
Bein' gigantic now, so averse
To occupyin' skylines
Shut out from bein' online
'Cept for macro fetish sites
Suddenly colossal, yeah-eah
Suddenly colossal, yeah
Suddenly colossal, whoa-oh
Suddenly colossal, yeah

Don't want to be this damn big
Who'd want to be this damn big?
It sucks bein' so friggin' big
No-one wants to be friggin' big
No fun when you're this damn big
Can't game when you're this damn big
Feds hate when you're this damn big
Get shot when you're this damn big
Wish I wasn't this damn big
No friends that are this damn big
Can't hear you, too friggin' big
No sound waves, too friggin' big
Better leave, too friggin' big
No place here, too friggin' big

Anyone got any orange slices?

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