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Song Parodies -> "We Want Some Cookies"

Original Song Title:

"We Want Some Pussy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

2 Live Crew

Parody Song Title:

"We Want Some Cookies"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

To these kids, cookies are NOT a sometimes food!
Somebody say "Hey, we want some cookies!"
Hey, we want some cookies!
Lemme hear ya say "Hey, we want some cookies!"
Hey, we want some cookies!
My brothers say "Hey, we want some cookies!"
Hey, we want some cookies!
Both my brothers say "Hey, we want some cookies!"
Hey, we want some cookies!

You see, me and my brothers cannot be restrained
Stuck in the car's back seat has melted our brains
So when when we all want somethin' that'll taste nice
Can't be deterred, we've got a one-track mind
On the way home and we can see a sight that we all love
Some green and yellow arrows, that's heaven to us
First Steve'll say "Stop!", I'd say "Hey Mum!
Can we get some cookies from Subway? A whole lot!"
There's no point in lyin', really like 'em
Been obsessed with 'em since we first tried 'em
Mum says we should say "biscuits", her words fall low
'Cause in three lefts, we'll pass by, hell no!

Yellin' loud, we say "Hey, we want some cookies!"
Hey, we want some cookies!
We won't stop, we say "Hey, we want some cookies!"
Hey, we want some cookies!

Ev'rybody knows those cookies are real tasty
Not a single if or but or a maybe
Don't tell me about diabetes
I'm only a kid, just "yes/no" with me
Come on, Mum, let's go, I know you know
That you love the taste as much as us, 'fraid so
It's still in view, are you list'nin' to me?
No, don't drive by it, that's opposite to our screams
Oh, Mum, how could you? Did we not say "please"?
Wait, hang on just a tick, another I see!

Ev'rybody say "Hey, we want some cookies!"
Hey, we want some cookies!
All my brothers say "Hey, we want some cookies!"
Hey, we want some cookies!
Dad, you too, say "Hey, we want some cookies!"
Hey, we want some cookies!
Ev'rybody say "Hey, we want some cookies!"
Hey, we want some cookies!

This was originally about McDonald's cookies as a kind of sideways reference to that John Mulaney bit about his dad ordering one black coffee, but then I realised that Macca's cookies aren't that amazing. Subway cookies, though? Hold me back.

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