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Song Parodies -> "Forever-Casting Sucks"

Original Song Title:

"Everlasting Love"

Original Performer:

Sandra

Parody Song Title:

"Forever-Casting Sucks"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Some spells take longer to cast than others, I get that. It just feels like for some, the only reason it is that way is for sheer dramatic tension.
I hate forever-casting
You know forever-casting sucks

This spell will make all our enemies go
So far away, there will be no more heroes
Some in their graves, some transformed into bees
Still others placed in soon-dead galaxies

But spells of this kind take a little time
And that I don't like, ever-casting sucks
I'm forced to stand by, feet hurt the whole time
Pain in my behind, ever-casting sucks
Have to do my part through it's very hard
Yonks to end from start, forever-casting sucks
I hate forever-casting
You know forever-casting sucks

You need to buy me more time than we've got
Could always try distracting dialogue
These guys have got giant egos, it's true
There's ways to prod at their need to beat you

Then I'll have the time to gain the juice I
Need to waste these guys, ever-casting sucks
Power that's inside ain't enough, that's right
Need to boost it high, ever-casting sucks
And that's pretty hard when I need to guard
And gesture real hard, forever-casting sucks
I hate forever-casting
You know forever-casting sucks
I hate forever-casting
You know forever-casting sucks

Really wish that I'd picked some other type
Of class, this is shite, ever-casting sucks
Repetitious lines, said a thousand times
Just to nuke six guys, ever-casting sucks
One slip-up, restart, compounds how it's hard (yeah-eah-eah)
So tank those death darts, forever-casting sucks
Though I have the time to get the spell right
In all our lifetimes, ever-casting sucks
I don't want retries (bullshit), cramps in both my sides (bullshit)
Hate this spell design (bullshit), ever-casting sucks

SPIRIT BOMB!

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