-> "Forever-Casting Sucks"
Original Song Title:
"Everlasting Love"
Parody Song Title:
"Forever-Casting Sucks"
The Lyrics
I hate forever-casting
You know forever-casting sucks
This spell will make all our enemies go
So far away, there will be no more heroes
Some in their graves, some transformed into bees
Still others placed in soon-dead galaxies
But spells of this kind take a little time
And that I don't like, ever-casting sucks
I'm forced to stand by, feet hurt the whole time
Pain in my behind, ever-casting sucks
Have to do my part through it's very hard
Yonks to end from start, forever-casting sucks
I hate forever-casting
You know forever-casting sucks
You need to buy me more time than we've got
Could always try distracting dialogue
These guys have got giant egos, it's true
There's ways to prod at their need to beat you
Then I'll have the time to gain the juice I
Need to waste these guys, ever-casting sucks
Power that's inside ain't enough, that's right
Need to boost it high, ever-casting sucks
And that's pretty hard when I need to guard
And gesture real hard, forever-casting sucks
I hate forever-casting
You know forever-casting sucks
I hate forever-casting
You know forever-casting sucks
Really wish that I'd picked some other type
Of class, this is shite, ever-casting sucks
Repetitious lines, said a thousand times
Just to nuke six guys, ever-casting sucks
One slip-up, restart, compounds how it's hard (yeah-eah-eah)
So tank those death darts, forever-casting sucks
Though I have the time to get the spell right
In all our lifetimes, ever-casting sucks
I don't want retries (bullshit), cramps in both my sides (bullshit)
Hate this spell design (bullshit), ever-casting sucks
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