-> "Hate This Crowd"
Original Song Title:
"Take Me Out"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Hate This Crowd"
The Lyrics
They're packed too closely
I'm not a big fan of crowds, du-ude
An awful smell there
Haven't heard of breath mi-ints, have you-ou?
I hate to come here
But I need groc'ries, need steaks and pie-ies
So I'll have to bear
How the mall's clogged, cannot deny-y
Oh-oh-oh
That's ten times someone's bumped my rear, how rude
Ev'ryone's too close
Can't move, far too slow
Irate...hate this crowd
There's no traffic flow
In this mall, you know
Irate...hate this crowd
This is such a load
Huge bottleneck choke
Irate...hate this crowd
Take your boots right off mine
I'm on yours? Whoops, I
Don't mean to...I hate this crowd
Too cramped to swing a flea in here (it's true)
We're stacked shoulder to shoulder here
Forced two-metres-an-hour here (it's true)
It's hell turning a corner here, it's true
Strangers are so close
Can feel their sweat flow
Irate...hate this crowd
I don't blame all you guys
Same fate as me, right
I know you...all hate this crowd
I can't move, on a ride
Please push me aside
Can't stop...hate this crowd
If you think that it's bad in here (that's true)
Just wait 'til Black Friday gets here
Normally it's just cramped in here (that's true)
Wait 'til it gets violent in here, we're screwed
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