I just wanna play in a place that's outside
You know the park? It's fi-ine
Not in the sense of "okay", that ain't right
Should know the park's so fi-ine
Yeah, you know I love the swings a bit too much
Swear I reached orbit one ti-ime
Love the climbin' things, a little Spider-Man fun
Just without the death and lies (lies)

Oh-ooh-oh-ooh-oh-oh, oh-ooh-oh-ooh-oh
I lo-o-ove it all, but my fav'rite part is the sli-ee-i-ee-i-ide
Oh-ooh-oh-ooh-oh, it's a-a-all great stuff, but my fav'rite part is the sli-i-i-i-ide
My fav'rite part is the sli-i-i-i-i-ide

Slide's awesome, dude, all I have to say
The rush of the air in my ears is so great
I'm climbin' up, one by one, not by two
I may be excited but that's no excuse
For me ignorin' those safety standards, is it, dude?
I really don't think so, no, dude
And so, carefully, rungs I'll grasp
Then sit my cheeks on the top, now it's true
That heights and you don't mix well, but dude
Bein' way up here is a huge rush, simple truth
I'm delayin' the ride cause I'm seein' the sights
But I can't wait no more, gotta push right off, dude
Only lasts a couple se-ecs but the feelin' is the best
I gotta go once more, fine, maybe twice more, man
Wanna make it te-en

Oh-ooh-oh-ooh-oh-oh, oh-ooh-oh-ooh-oh
It's a-a-all so fun, but my fav'rite part is the sli-ee-i-ee-i-ide
Oh-ooh-oh-ooh-oh, all a-a-awesome things, but my fav'rite part is the sli-i-i-i-ide
My fav'rite part is the sli-i-i-i-i-ide

Slidin' down on my butt
Kinda rough on my butt
When it's hot, burns my butt
When it's cold, burns my butt (trust me)
Shorts or jeans, hurts my butt (slide does not like my butt)
But I've got enough butt (trust me)
I can deal with hurt butts (had my share of hurt butts)
I just like sayin' butts

Oh-ooh-oh-ooh-oh-oh, oh-ooh-oh-ooh-oh
A loa-oa-oad of fun, but my fav'rite part is the sli-ee-i-ee-i-ide
Oh-ooh-oh-ooh-oh, whole pa-a-ark is great, but I love the slide
My fav'rite part is the sli-ide, ooh-oh-oh-oh, woo, yeah
Oh-ooh-oh-ooh-oh-oh, oh-ooh-oh-ooh-oh
This who-o-ole park's fun, but my fav'rite part is the sli-ee-i-ee-i-ide
Oh-ooh-oh-ooh-oh, I lo-o-ove it all, but my fav'rite part? Guess it

Any height, it's so fun, trust me
Curved or straight, so damn fun, trust me
Tellin' me to grow up (don't tell me to grow up)
Just cause I'm thirty-one (not three)
Slide barely fits my butt (got a fairly big butt)
Screw you, I'm havin' fun (just leave)