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Song Parodies -> "Honk"

Original Song Title:

"Donk"

Original Performer:

Soulja Boy Tell 'Em

Parody Song Title:

"Honk"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Feels like it's been a while since my last traffic-related parody, so let's have an ode to the jagoff smashing that horn button at the slightest inconvenience!
Wow! It's some impatient boy sayin'
I should be movin', errbody hates that one asshole
Who just loves to honk, any excuse is alright
Wow! Wow! Wow!

He loves to honk, he loves to honk
He loves to honk, he loves to honk
He loves to honk, he loves to honk, he loves to honk, he loves to honk
He loves to honk, he loves to honk, he loves to honk, he loves to honk
Big button pressin' (big button pressin'), big button pressin' (big button pressin')
Big button pressin' (big button pressin'), big button pressin' (big button pressin')
Big button pressin' (now, now), big button pressin' (now, now)
Big button pressin' (now, now), big button pressin' (now, now)

He loves to honk (honk), lean out the window (dope)
Angry I've failed to move now the lights are a green glow (they're now a greenish glow)
Yeah, I've not pressed down (down) right on my pedal, but (but)
Re-check the view (view) and you'll see you're dumb (dumb)
The head of the line's way up thurr (up thurr)
So I can't gun it from way back hurr (way back hurr)
You're a jerk, jerk, jerk, jerk, a jerk (jerk, a jerk)
Could you cut it out? That really hurts (really hurts)

Hate when he honks, hate when he honks
Hate when he honks, hate when he honks
Hate when he honks, hate when he honks, hate when he honks, hate when he honks
Hate when he honks, hate when he honks, hate when he honks, hate when he honks
So damn impatient (so damn impatient), so damn impatient (so damn impatient)
So damn impatient (so damn impatient), so damn impatient (so damn impatient)
So damn impatient (now, now), so damn impatient (now, now)
So damn impatient (now, now), so damn impatient (now, now)

Day two (two) can't deal with this man (man)
Waitin' to turn the corner 'til I have a clear path ('til I have a clear path)
I'm so tired (tired) of the parade
Of cars and truckers that won't leave a damn space
Does this prick (prick) get that shit (shit)?
Damn, of course not, 'cause he's a dick (dick)
Thinks I should go and risk a big wreck
Yellin' out that I'm a jerk, has he self-checked (no)? Wow!

Dude, must you honk? Dude, must you honk?
Dude, must you honk? Dude, must you honk?
Dude, must you honk? Dude, must you honk? Dude, must you honk? Dude, must you honk?
Dude, must you honk? Dude, must you honk? Dude, must you honk? Dude, must you honk?
I really hate it (I really hate it), I really hate it (I really hate it)
I really hate it (I really hate it), I really hate it (I really hate it)
I really hate it (now, now), I really hate it (now, now)
I really hate it (now, now), I really hate it (now, now)

I hope that he'll go (hopin'), he won't, really blows (blowin')
He blows that horn so (blowin'), I hope it gets broke
Never fix it, fix it, fix it, learn to quit it, quit it, quit it
He's a dipshit, dipshit, dipshit, will he get it, get it, get it?
That's a no, man (great big "no", man), looks a grown man (like a grown man)
An asshole grand (huge asshole, damn), doesn't know that (doesn't know that)
Hopes the crowd will (join up) come and join in (join up)
He's the sole prick (give up), keeps my hope in (hope up)

A constant honk, a constant honk
A constant honk, a constant honk
A constant honk, a constant honk, a constant honk, a constant honk
A constant honk, a constant honk, a constant honk, a constant honk
I'll never give in (I'll never give in), I'll never give in (I'll never give in)
I'll never give in (I'll never give in), I'll never give in (I'll never give in)
I'll never give in (now, now), I'll never give in (now, now)
I'll never give in (now, now), I'll never give in (now, now)

Wow (whoa)! I told ya (told ya)
I told ya, did you hear that honk (honk)?
Buddy, I'm talkin' 'bout this shit ev'ryday like UUUGH (hahaha)
I'm scrollin' down car traffic law right here
Still checkin', checkin', checkin', checkin', checkin', checkin', checkin' (ooh-ooh, ay, ow!)
Right there, I knew it (I knew it)
Friggin' I knew it (friggin' knew it, hahaha)
When this shit is constant, it ain't legal, no way (knew it, no way)
Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow (wow)!
Had his plates forever, saw this comin'? Never, wow (wow)!

I always knew this song was about butts, but it took me until now to work out that the titular word is derived from "badonkadonk". To be fair, though, Soulja Boy Full Sentence For Some Reason has a song called "Booty Meat", it's not unreasonable to assume he's just being a twit.

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