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Song Parodies -> "The Nerds"

Original Song Title:

"The Birds, Pt. 1"

Original Performer:

The Weeknd

Parody Song Title:

"The Nerds"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

No, I didn't include the "Pt. 1" in my title because I have no plans for a part 2, not doing that again. Anyways, super spy who ain't so super, let's go!
Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh, oh-oh-oh-oh yeah-eah

Can't believe
That my research has failed me
I've been doin' this so long
You would think I'd know it all (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
But I doubt
My disguise is up to snuff (ooh-ooh)
I was sure that all geeks wore this stuff (ooh-ooh)
They look appalled

Can't infiltrate the dorks
When I don't look like all these dorks
I thought I'd dressed up like a dork, such an absolute dweeb
But these guys don't look like my dork
I swear I'm just a nerd
Secret agent? No, a nerd
I stand out from the other dorks, I'm not their brand of dweeb
Wrong dweeb, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Was tried, uh
Put in false buck teeth
And stupid thick glasses too
Can still see you
How you're ashamed
Of my awful acne, thought that that meant "nerd"
Didn't work

Blend in with the dorks
Pocket protectors? They're for dorks
Chose these suspenders because dorks wear them on the TV
I guess that's not true of real dorks (wha-ah-ah-ah)
Look like no nerd (whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
At least not a real-world nerd
Practiced to sound just like a dork, lisp that's lateral, see
Seems that I aimed for cartoon dork (oh-ooh)

How come they're all dressed normal? That's not right
Now I look like I've got no clue
"This ain't the 80's film convention, costume's nice, buddy"
They're just dressed like some blokes, like they're just guys (la, la, la)
I look like such a total tool (la-la-la, la, la)
Least I still don't look like me, hope the second try works clean (la, la, la, la-la-la-la-la-la, la)

My mission brief said "dorks"
It emphasised that they were dorks
And so the way that I took "dork" can't be just blamed on me
Not me
Don't fit in with these nerds (ooh-ooh-ooh-ah)
Laughingstock to all these nerds (ooh-ooh-ooh-ah)
Now there's less time to find the source of these military
Doc leaks

Bet it was one of those War Thunder dipshits again.

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