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Song Parodies -> "(You Make Me Feel Like) An Accurate Marksman"

Original Song Title:

"(You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Aretha Franklin

Parody Song Title:

"(You Make Me Feel Like) An Accurate Marksman"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Dude practing his shooting finds that he's a lot better than normal...how come?
Lookin' out at the empty plai-ains (ah-ooh)
I was expectin' some misfi-ires (ah-ooh)
But ev'ry one of the shots that I've made toda-ay (ah-ooh)
Neither flew lower or higher
Before I never shot true, was that all a lie?
No, I saw you mo-ove them on the fly

'Cause you make me fee-ee-eel
You make me fee-ee-eel
You make me feel like an accu-ura-ate marksman
Marksma-a-an

There's no need for you to sneak arou-ound
Re-arrangin' the ta-argets
I may have issues with competency-y
But that is why I pra-actice
So your annoyin' anti-ics won't help improve my spo-ort
What I need is some pointers, not pulley syste-ems, dork

Stop makin' me fee-ee-eel
Don't make me fee-ee-eel
Don't make me feel like an accu-ura-ate marksman
Marksma-a-an

Look, buddy, please stop helpin' me (please stop helpin' me)
You're just missi-in' the-e point, besides (point, besides)
I might accident'lly-y (possibly)
End up shootin' you fair-square in the eye-eye

You're not concea-ea-ealed
Far from concea-ea-ealed
Can see you reel like an abso-olu-ute moron
Moro-o-on
Don't need to fee-ee-eel
Don't need to fee-ee-eel
Don't need to feel like an accu-ura-ate marksman
Marksma-a-an
Don't make me fee-ee-eel
Don't make me fee-ee-eel

Yeah..."accidentally"...

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Rob Arndt - March 25, 2016 - Report this comment
Attracted by the title and topic, but there is more to marksmanship than what's in the lyrics unless one is a natural instinctive shooter. Kinda vague, lacking more detail, but 555!
Jonathan - March 25, 2016 - Report this comment
Bullseye! 5's

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